The 1%
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Re: The 1%
Did this thing dry up? Please, we are almost there, so 1% fuel oil for the th-/sickness
Drink!
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
1% Dilithium Crystals (to help you get up and go to warp speed).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: The 1%
1% incense and peppermints (To divide this cockeyed world in two).
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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mistah willies
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Re: The 1%
1% juice from slow smoked Hamms, to tie it all back up.
Basted with Kraken
Basted with Kraken
Re: The 1%
1% Cheap scotch. Imma trying to save yer life.
Re: The 1%
1% Amarula... gods know why...but it's what I have in the house...If I suffer we all suffer.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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booznik
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Re: The 1%
1% $135 cognac, pilfered from a wealthy Quark's Bar patron when he turned his back, and replaced with Stroh 80.
He said it was the most exquisite, smooth cognac he'd ever tasted. His friends were very impressed.
79%
The end is in sight! Not much time left to balance out some of the horrible things that are in this drink. 1% wisely from now on. Please? ...
He said it was the most exquisite, smooth cognac he'd ever tasted. His friends were very impressed.
79%
The end is in sight! Not much time left to balance out some of the horrible things that are in this drink. 1% wisely from now on. Please? ...
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
1% Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster; the most alcoholic drink in the Universe.
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booznik
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Re: The 1%
A drink wrapped within a drink wrapped within an enigma wrapped within a towel, with an outer coating of 42.Palinka wrote:1% Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster; the most alcoholic drink in the Universe.
This drink is really going places.
"If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?"
"Because I want to KEEP them!"
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
1% Pandæmonium.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: The 1%
1% the Blood of
1% the tears from loss
1% the sweat in the south
1% the spilled drinks from crashed tables
1% the wit of so many damned drunkards who contribute
1% the vitriol of riptrolls and others like him/her
1% the endurance of we who continue the fight...
Help a brother out here
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1% the tears from loss
1% the sweat in the south
1% the spilled drinks from crashed tables
1% the wit of so many damned drunkards who contribute
1% the vitriol of riptrolls and others like him/her
1% the endurance of we who continue the fight...
Help a brother out here
.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: The 1%
Collected that`s 1% of the cheapest hooch of the universe (including every chemical you see here, stupid face waking up not included)mistah willies wrote:1% the Blood of
1% the tears from loss
1% the sweat in the south
1% the spilled drinks from crashed tables
1% the wit of so many damned drunkards who contribute
1% the vitriol of riptrolls and others like him/her
1% the endurance of we who continue the fight...
Help a brother out here
.
Drink!
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mistah willies
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Re: The 1%
Aldehyde. That was what we forgot. All de hides
of moose
!% of unremembered skypes
of moose
!% of unremembered skypes
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: The 1%
1% weapons grade LCD stolen from the military.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought