Help me make the 100 ingredient cocktail. You get 1%. I'll start.
1% Goji berries, dried for a minimum of 2 years, and ground into a soft talcum like powder.
The 1%
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The 1%
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Re: The 1%
Next 1% needs alcohol in it, otherwise this thing will get too watered down.
Enter one piece of vodka soaked gummibear
Try the leg, or the rips
Enter one piece of vodka soaked gummibear
Try the leg, or the rips
Drink!
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Re: The 1%
I have a range of bitters that I'm willing to mix up (a little from each) to make some sort of "super-bitters".
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Re: The 1%
1% tincture of cannabis, 100 proof or higher.
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Re: The 1%
Is the 1% any wordplay on the whole 99% thing? Because we're only at 4%, and this is beginning to shape up as the the most expensive cocktail (purchase price: the lion's share of society's income) that doesn't give a damn about you or or your liver, and wants only to rule over you, then crush you like an ant.
Or maybe it's just shaping up to be brutal, violent, nasty, antisocial, and should be called the One Percenter?
I'll contribute a 1% of mid-shelf gin just to see where this is headed.
Or maybe it's just shaping up to be brutal, violent, nasty, antisocial, and should be called the One Percenter?
I'll contribute a 1% of mid-shelf gin just to see where this is headed.
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Re: The 1%
Has to have 1% draught english bitter to give it head, so to speak
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"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Re: The 1%
1% antarctic iceberg ice
whistling (whistling) whistling (whistling) dark (dark) dark (dark)
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Re: The 1%
1% artichoke leaf (4:1 extract standardized to 2% cynarin).
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Re: The 1%
Hey Thirsty we are over 10% through. What about a short review and tell us what it might be lacking.
Or are you one of those sick people who put together everything first and ask questions later. In the end you either have blue napalm or a new version of long island. The napalm drinks are a pain in the ass, no matter what is put in afterwards it doesn`t get better and ultimately has to be chugged without breathing.
Or are you one of those sick people who put together everything first and ask questions later. In the end you either have blue napalm or a new version of long island. The napalm drinks are a pain in the ass, no matter what is put in afterwards it doesn`t get better and ultimately has to be chugged without breathing.
Drink!