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Re: The 1%

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Lush City wrote:One percent LSD, if you can handle it.
Already done:
1% weapons grade LCD stolen from the military.
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Re: The 1%

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You boys bring a tear to an old Drunkard's eye. Danm fine work here, men.

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Re: The 1%

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So do we have 100 ingredients? Where's Booznik, wasn't he keeping tally? What happened with this? I kinda lost interest after 65 ingredients , give or take
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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:So do we have 100 ingredients? Where's Booznik, wasn't he keeping tally? What happened with this? I kinda lost interest after 65 ingredients , give or take
Booznik is knocking on heaven`s door.

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Re: The 1%

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I wouldn't drink this shit with a gun to my head.

You dickheads are the fuckin' worst bartenders I've ever had the misfortune to order a drink from. If I pulled this shit when I was bartending I would've been fired on the spot.

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Re: The 1%

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Fine. None for you.
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Re: The 1%

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1% crossroads dirt
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Re: The 1%

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1% Dingbat and politics


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Re: The 1%

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1% LaGuardia. I'm coming home from North Carolina baby. Time to drink! They're closing the hatch. Goodbye
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Re: The 1%

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1% Illuminati corporate/financial elites are going to strip you of your rights and pastrami dip sandwiches as they harvest your bank accounts.
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Re: The 1%

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^^^ Number 6 looks like real life Burned Face Man

Number 11 looks suspicious. He is foolishly trying to hide his drinking,
1 and 4 are loaded right now.
2 and 5 wish they were
8 is already there
7 can`t quite remember his last fix
3, 9, 10 and 12 never drink, think they are better than you because of that and in the meantime beat their wifes, their children and the asian hooker they never pay.


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1% Politicans blood
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Re: The 1%

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1% sphincter breeze (for essence)
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Re: The 1%

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1% wormwood
I dint remember if asnybody said that yet so
or straight thujone or whthe fuck ever you know what I'm sayin
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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote: I dint remember if asnybody said
fuck you
Not yet king of percent.

A 1% slice of this ugly mess:
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Re: The 1%

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You're a dinkus
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