How Do You Want to be Found Dead?

givemesomepils · Post by **givemesomepils** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:40 am

beer by me and of course a bottle of makers 46 resting on my lap and maybe a few assorted pills i didnt get to take yet

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:26 pm

givemesomepills wrote:weed

You meant beer stupid

givemesomepils · Post by **givemesomepils** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:46 pm

oettinger wrote:
givemesomepills wrote:weed
You meant beer stupid

why what do you mean good sir that is what i posted? i did not edit. >> << >>

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:47 pm

Find me dead in a Las Vegas strip penthouse suite with stacks of cash on the coffee table and two exotic dancers sitting on my face an other places. Might as well go out with a bang and looking like a winner.

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 3:39 am

Lush City wrote:Find me dead in a Las Vegas strip penthouse suite with stacks of cash on the coffee table and two exotic dancers sitting on my face an other places. Might as well go out with a bang and looking like a winner.

Lots of broken champagne bottles also

I will be the dead body rolled up in a rug burning in the parking lots dumpster. Hey at times life is a dumpster fire so that makes just too much sense

Dale · Post by **Dale** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:51 am

Like Oliver Reed. Armwrestling, drinking heavily and falling down a bar stool in a Pub.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:37 pm

With clean hair and a book that is not embarrassing.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:16 am

Oh dear, how morbid we are. I cannot die. I have to buy a Christmas tree tomorrow. Ooh, there's a way to go. Under the Christmas tree. Lying on the velvet, with the colored lights shining on your face.... Oh, and Bing Crosby or Gene Autry warbling away on the stereo.

Another Tipsy Sailor · Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:48 pm

Eaten by a shark who dies of alcohol poisoning thereafter.

VIG44 · Post by **VIG44** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:57 pm

I hope to be found dead after seeing some crazy shit in my lifetime.. maybe witness the ancient aliens return to earth, or who knows maybe get wasted in outer space as we search for a new planet to live on due to the over population here on Earth.. maybe they will send all the drunks together!! what a journey that would be.. cheers

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:26 pm

"From my cold dead hands", will be my epitaph.

Post by **mistah willies** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:56 pm

Hopefully, they won't be able to close the casket, if I die doing what i enjoy the best, other than drinking.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:53 am

mistah willies wrote:Hopefully, they won't be able to close the casket, if I die doing what i enjoy the best, other than drinking.

You never heard of these?

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:36 pm

I don't want to be found I wanna be that unexplained smell, and my body just dissolves back into nature naturally except for like my teeth and bones and nobody finds tehm for like 1000 years and the alien scientists find them and determine that humans of the era lived to be 150 years old and had nutrition source of mainly grain distillations and malt beverages and put my teeth and bones in the alien museum of ancient humans then they realize that my teeth can be grinded into powder and snorted or made into tea but snorting was better and its the only thing to cure their alien deadly fucking disease and plus they get this kinda euphoric feeling and a 6 hour boner.
My ancient alien tooth powder would be the shit!

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:02 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:I don't want to be found I wanna be that unexplained smell, and my body just dissolves back into nature naturally except for like my teeth and bones and nobody finds tehm for like 1000 years and the alien scientists find them and determine that humans of the era lived to be 150 years old and had nutrition source of mainly grain distillations and malt beverages and put my teeth and bones in the alien museum of ancient humans then they realize that my teeth can be grinded into powder and snorted or made into tea but snorting was better and its the only thing to cure their alien deadly fucking disease and plus they get this kinda euphoric feeling and a 6 hour boner.
My ancient alien tooth powder would be the shit!

Post of the young weekend so far. Made me almost spew out my vodka!
Also: How I would like to find Thisrty`s rotting corpse...

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