I am drinking bourbon tonight-today, on account of
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I am drinking bourbon tonight-today, on account of
The neurologist says my brain is normal. I do wonder about his qualifications, but hey, I'll take the accolades when I get them. Still, he wants me to have an MRI, in case I have a tumor or whatever. If it turns out that I have a brain tumor, I propose a lottery, in which every interested persons pledges an amount of their choice, in order to have a chance to have a chunk of my diseased brain. Because nothing says cool like a chunk of the old gray matter. You can put it in a jar, and decorate it with a bow, or just toss it on the floor, I dunno.
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Charley Patton sez…Savage wrote:You can put it in a jar, and decorate it with a bow, or just toss it on the floor, I dunno.
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that sounds good. Oddly enough I am also drinking bourbon this afternoon. What a pleasant way to spend the day
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*whew* ...thought you'd gone Dry on us...
Cheers to resilient brains, protected by esters of ethyl. I'm cracking open this Buffalo Trace in your direction. Go west!
Cheers to resilient brains, protected by esters of ethyl. I'm cracking open this Buffalo Trace in your direction. Go west!
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My doc`s reading like this: Teeth, ulcers, memory, call for drink and help is nearSavage wrote:I do wonder about his qualifications
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I am also drinking bourbon. 3 cheers for the neurologist and Savage's brain!
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I wish I knew what that was like. I've always had the Abby Normal version myself.Savage wrote:The neurologist says my brain is normal...
Cheers at the good news. To healthy brains, buckets of bourbon, and death to ants.
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mistah willies wrote:*whew* ...thought you'd gone Dry on us...
Cheers to resilient brains, protected by esters of ethyl. I'm cracking open this Buffalo Trace in your direction. Go west!
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If you go west from here, you end up in the drink. The wrong kind of drink.Savage wrote:mistah willies wrote:*whew* ...thought you'd gone Dry on us...
Cheers to resilient brains, protected by esters of ethyl. I'm cracking open this Buffalo Trace in your direction. Go west!
NEVER!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
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You know what is weird? The tests the neurologist put me through were nothing but what one would expect from an extremely through roadside drunk test.
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To buckets of brains, healthy ants and killing some bourbon!
or something to that effect...affect...whatever.
Cheers.
Skal ta oss fasen.
or something to that effect...affect...whatever.
Cheers.
Skal ta oss fasen.
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killed it at richard gere`s stupid mugmistah willies wrote:Never Dry up! Never Surrender!
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Will no-one think of the gerbils?!?oettinger wrote:killed it at richard gere`s stupid mugmistah willies wrote:Never Dry up! Never Surrender!
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My enterologist, Dr. Nick Riviera, recommends switching from dark colored liquors to clear. This will eliminate seizures and will actually heal your brain. It worked for me but I still have ED. Can't cure everything or live forever you know.
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