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Rev. Dead Corpse
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http://www.psmag.com/navigation/health- ... thy-87891/

Works for me...

Drink up, me Hearties!
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I read about a similar claim about 3 years ago. I choose to believe it. Lets all have a whiskey.

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Apparently the reason abstinence is demonstrably risky is because abstainers include former "problem drinkers" who have opted out altogether. I believe that if you separate out those who have never drunk, those abstainers are OK. Does anyone really drink because they think its healthy? Healthy is all right, but sexy & cool are more important. Booze is sexy & cool. And fun. And that's a scientifically proven medical fact.

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Casual Binger wrote:Apparently the reason abstinence is demonstrably risky is because abstainers include former "problem drinkers" who have opted out altogether. I believe that if you separate out those who have never drunk, those abstainers are OK. Does anyone really drink because they think its healthy? Healthy is all right, but sexy & cool are more important. Booze is sexy & cool. And fun. And that's a scientifically proven medical fact.
My liver is one amazingly sexy organ then....

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And cool? Cold enough to make Lord Kelvin wince.
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Sounds about right. But the wowsers won't let it go.

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I am right, you are wrong.

No debate. It's science.

This is what pisses me off most about the left.

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All science is settled, until someone unsettles it.

That's science.

"With the available data, this is our best guess."

"Well, what about this? It doesn't fit your theory..."

"Well, shit..."
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