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The league of incredible drunk gentleman

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Who joins me?

Post your super drunken power in here:

Cpt Oettinger - The smelly power of diarrhea
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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I am captain gaseous.

Release the mighty winds from all orifices!

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furniture trembles before me, praying not to be smashed

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Mr. Viking wrote:furniture trembles before me, praying not to be smashed
Amateur: Smashes furniture.

Professional: Smashes furniture without spilling his pint.

Now that is a superpower.
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Also I can turn everyday foods and drinks into booze
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Buck private T. Drunk reporting in.

I turn alcohol into urine.

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JimLahey = The powers of being invisible when blacked out drunk.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote: I turn alcohol into urine.
Nice one!

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the power to make it back home every time I'm shitfaced. well except the little "DUI" incident i had one time.
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Bur Lord of Blood and Booze fueled rampage.

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How much for that TV Viking? Half case of beer and the bike is mine also?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Buck private T. Drunk reporting in.

I turn alcohol into urine.

Also
I can tell which pair of underwear has been in the hamper long enough to be rendered clean again.
That is no super power, that is a MEGA POWER. Get your facts straight.
But for some reason I already know what your costume will look like:
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oettinger wrote:How much for that TV Viking? Half case of beer and the bike is mine also?
that was at my old flat. I'm sure it's all still there. Free to a good home
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman

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Finished helping to move one more large, hairy man into this place. His old place, three floors up.

I tell you, at least it was all downhill with the couches and king sized mattress and them

them

them books. So many boxes of books! why not read electrons, instead of paper?! A closed book is but a block of wood


Now for the black ink of rum



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