The league of incredible drunk gentleman

[John Barleycorn]

I'm not incredible. I'm just incredibly drunk. I think I'll join that league.

[oettinger]

I'm not incredible. I'm just incredibly drunk. I think I'll join that league.

Welcome indeed.
So far we got:
Dr Kraken Doom, the nauseous rum spider of evil
Drunk Plumber Man, with the amazing power of smashing furniture!
OOznick, the man possesed by irrelevant commentary. He will comment your wedding for 5 bucks 30 btw
Urine Stone Man. Man, machine, thirsty man! His call is "flush"!
Blacked out Jim, a powerfull force against the evil memory!
Nice one man, his drinking force created the bastard son of australia, trasdinkya
Ban Man, Banning vodka from his jars since ever. Jar-head!
Work out man, Pumping gin watching your yard, pumping another one btw
Rampage Man, The master of style and lots of blood, yours and his in fact...
Pistol Patch, who has the abbility to drink three three dollar rabbits

Together we fight the evil Professor Undrunk and his anti-smoking nazi bunch

He also doesn`t like salty and fatty food...

Lets drink this fucker to death!

[mistah willies]

I'm not incredible. I'm just incredibly drunk. I think I'll join that league.

Welcome indeed.
So far we got:
Dr Kraken Doom, the nauseous rum spider of evil
Drunk Plumber Man, with the amazing power of smashing furniture!
OOznick, the man possesed by irrelevant commentary. He will comment your wedding for 5 bucks 30 btw
Urine Stone Man. Man, machine, thirsty man! His call is "flush"!
Blacked out Jim, a powerfull force against the evil memory!
Nice one man, his drinking force created the bastard son of australia, trasdinkya
Ban Man, Banning vodka from his jars since ever. Jar-head!
Work out man, Pumping gin watching your yard, pumping another one btw
Rampage Man, The master of style and lots of blood, yours and his in fact...
Pistol Patch, who has the abbility to drink three three dollar rabbits

Together we fight the evil Professor Undrunk and his anti-smoking nazi bunch

He also doesn`t like salty and fatty food...

Lets drink this fucker to death!

HAHAHAHAHAAA!



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[givemesomepils]

That

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excellent

that is why I think we should give this one another go around.

[oettinger]

Why not?

I am Passport-Man!

I`ll pass out after every other bottle of port-wine. My ingredients are highly elegal and my effects best kept a secret.

[givemesomepils]

I'm the human volcano

I have the power to erupt a flow of stomach bile after any 750ml of vodka.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I can fart my skeleton out of my body.

[oettinger]

I can fart my skeleton out of my body.

I knew I`ve seen him before: He is spineless drunk-skull!
Here is his evil castle of joy n fun


Left to right:
Side secret flask leds out onto piss ledge. More info about smoking inside drawn on the interior.

Optional "More" display.

Additional option for two handles:

Drink comes out, empty go in.

[Lush City]

Vodka gives me X-Ray vision.


Hot dog! Wonder Woman. Sometimes you don't need it though.

[Mr. Viking]

I have the power of gravity. I can fall to the floor quicker than any natural man

[Rev. Dead Corpse]

Mr. Malapert.

No ones really sure how I got here, or how to make me leave, but at least I'm free with the bottle I brought...

[oettinger]

I have the power of gravity. I can fall to the floor quicker than any natural man

That`s funny.
How about Gravity Man doesn`t fall down, he has the power of turning the world by 90 degrees? Then everyone is standing flat on their stupid faces MUHAHAHA!!!!

[oettinger]

I got a new power, I am Commander Pass Out. I have the power to outlseep wars!

[Lush City]

This all comes down to who can drink the most and still fuck Wonder Woman.
Are you up to it? Wow! What an orgasm that must have been?

[oettinger]

That`s not Superman, we all know Superman has a crush on Batman