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I think I'm funnier than I actually am.
Super power? or just drunk? drunker power.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I think I'm funnier than I actually am.
Super power? or just drunk? drunker power.
Sometimes, when life gets too hard and you just can't seem to carry the load, it's best to just trust in a drunker power.*












*Screw all the Twelve Step Goons. Drunker power>Higher power.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I think I'm funnier than I actually am.
Super power? or just drunk? drunker power.
Thinking you're funny and being funny are two different things. I found that out the hard way using drunker power. It didn't turn out well at all.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:I think I'm funnier than I actually am.
Super power? or just drunk? drunker power.
Thinking you're funny and being funny are two different things. I found that out the hard way using drunker power. It didn't turn out well at all.
TRVTH


Sometimes, I read what the nightime verison of me put here

ans then I can't find my keys.


How the hell did I get home, when I never left?


huh.

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I tried my new "drink the wall away with your breath power."
I didn`t work, condoms don`t either
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Dude.

Now ypou will be named:

Condom wrongway user.


or somethinfg better written by someone who isnblt fully in the bag... Fuck half in th ebag

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Here's the deal about drunken superheros. They only get along if they are fucked up. Expect a lot of erratic behavior after waking up from intoxicated bliss.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I am Fugly. able to repel women merely by looking at them. alternately i am able to make extra cash by walking up to these same women and saying= gimme a dollar or i'll touch you.
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Bubblez wrote:I am Fugly. able to repel women merely by looking at them. alternately i am able to make extra cash by walking up to these same women and saying= gimme a dollar or i'll touch you.
Can you teach me that power, I love it. So far I only mastered the "drunk talking to scare em away" power.
Oh and I`m now bad-vodka-smell, my smell is my order (sic!)
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I got a master in arrogance while drunk.
So far it sadly was not helpful at all.

It rather makes me a lone wolf.
With a master in arrogance.

The only plus point I see for myself is that I can at least laugh about myself.
And I can always say: "Yeah, sure, that was bad, but I WAS DRUNK! You don't know me when I'm undrunk" Nobody does!!!"
"NOBODY!"
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Welcome to the league Arrogant Drunk.


On the last days of our festival stays I had to söber up, yes someone had to drive the drunk bunch back. Our camp neighbours didn`t recognize me, they said "that`s not oettinger, that`s undrunk! What did you asshole do to the Oett?"
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Dale wrote:I got a master in arrogance while drunk.
So far it sadly was not helpful at all.

It rather makes me a lone wolf.
With a master in arrogance.

The only plus point I see for myself is that I can at least laugh about myself.
And I can always say: "Yeah, sure, that was bad, but I WAS DRUNK! You don't know me when I'm undrunk" Nobody does!!!"
"NOBODY!"
There you go babbling again. That's a clear indication you have succeeded in finding the Happy Place... Cheers!
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I pass out every night with a drink in my hand. But I do not drop the glass or beer can! NEVER. My unconscious self pours the remaining contents on my pants at almost exactly 2:30 am, then I get up and go to bed. I do not take pride in wasting booze, don't get me wrong, but this is not the *conscious* wasting of booze...also, these are watered-down, melted-ice remnants or warm dregs I'm talking about. Anyhow, it's the not dropping the glass/can and the predictable dousing that counts here. It may not be a super-power, but it's a power nonetheless.
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Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:I pass out every night with a drink in my hand. But I do not drop the glass or beer can! NEVER. My unconscious self pours the remaining contents on my pants at almost exactly 2:30 am, then I get up and go to bed. I do not take pride in wasting booze, don't get me wrong, but this is not the *conscious* wasting of booze...also, these are watered-down, melted-ice remnants or warm dregs I'm talking about. Anyhow, it's the not dropping the glass/can and the predictable dousing that counts here. It may not be a super-power, but it's a power nonetheless.
Well, by the super tight standarts this league holds... yes it`s absolutely a super power.
A mega power would be if you subconsciously drank the can/glass empty while passed out.
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Well despite all the BS, in my younger days bar hopped by car throughout West L.A. and Santa Monica down into the South Bay beach area bars and strip clubs and got very drunk and made it home. Well, until one night but we won't talk about that...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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