The league of incredible drunk gentleman

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oettinger
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman

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What do you call an A Team containing the Original A Team, MacGyver, Michael Knight, Tom Selleck and commader Colt "The Fall Beer" Seavers?

A Team plus?
A Team hard liquore?
A Team got lost?
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman

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You're all going to hate me for this, but for some reason, my drunken self attracts women. I want to make it clear that my normal self doesn't do that. No wonder I drink so much.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman

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I love it when cheap cigars smoke well to nearly the end and don't unravel in your mouth. That is a skill in selecting cheap cigars qualifying me to the league of incredible fucked up drunkards. Cheers!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman

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Great league, welcome Women Attractor, who owns the power to steer away youre wife
and Old Smoke who likes his power of drinking half as double half cigar
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