The league of incredible drunk gentleman

[Mr. Viking]

How much for that TV Viking? Half case of beer and the bike is mine also?

oh yeah, and I'll take the beer as a finders fee. Cheers

[Mr. Viking]

Finished helping to move one more large, hairy man into this place. His old place, three floors up.

I tell you, at least it was all downhill with the couches and king sized mattress and them

them

them books. So many boxes of books! why not read electrons, instead of paper?! A closed book is but a block of wood


Now for the black ink of rum



Vanilla is a marvelous bean

I've done a few moves for people. I find the key is to make one heroic effort in shifting something too large for one man. Having done this I become tired and have to sit down and drink. The heroic idiocy counts for quadruple sensible work. Also, for tall buildings consider investing in a block and tackle. Bolt the block into the wall above a window and pull everything up effortlessly with the magic of pulleys. I'm going to buy one soon. It's definitely a good idea

[mistah willies]

I've done a few moves for people. I find the key is to make one heroic effort in shifting something too large for one man. Having done this I become tired and have to sit down and drink. The heroic idiocy counts for quadruple sensible work. Also, for tall buildings consider investing in a block and tackle. Bolt the block into the wall above a window and pull everything up effortlessly with the magic of pulleys. I'm going to buy one soon. It's definitely a good idea

Yes, the more pulleys, the more need for rope, the less effort to raise great weight.

Up and down the stairs, carrying heavy loads, now my hips flexors and knees are all angry

Need to lube up the joints. here, what is this in my glass?

[Bur]

If the police asks me it was all [x's] fault.

There is only limited amount of policemen I share past with.

edit: Also I do miss Glasgee accent :/

[mistah willies]

If the police asks me it was all [x's] fault.

There is only limited amount of policemen I share past with.

edit: Also I do miss Glasgee accent :/

A true Pirate's accent, indeed.



His ship would use tables for cannonballs.



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[ThirstyDrunk]

I can see around corners.

[oettinger]

I can see around corners.

Another mega power! Can you view straight also?

I can`t when drunk, that`s for sure!

[oettinger]

I can see around corners.

You are Falcon Man! Knew it, that blurred face behind the vodka bottle seemed familiar.

[oettinger]

Watch my bastard alias folks:

POLITICIAN MAN.

I got the power of shitting in peoples faces and make them like it.



Extra evil power: You gotta pay for it.

[Palinka (RIP)]

Chill, mate...

[ThirstyDrunk]

I can hit a running rabbit with a 3 dollar pistol

[Mr. Viking]

I was carrying a box of books up a flight of stairs and the bottom fell out. I cried, then got really fucked up.
the end

[Patchez]

I can hit a 3 dollar pistol with a running rabbit.

[mistah willies]

I will bleed at the tables but never Dry out.


I am Capt. Nickley Dime!

[oettinger]

Another super power I got is to smell heavily and look ugly

screw this, I meant a smellly drunk
that got a super smell outta this heavy ugly drunk