A woman called the police on me today.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:54 pm

Holy shit some people are nuts...

I was early for work (imagine that!) and my usual thing to do in this situation is park the car a block away and walk around and have a cigarette or two.
Some crazyold lady comes up to me and starts asking if I live there, what I'm doing there, show me where you work, etc etc. Says she know who I am and that I've robbed two houses in her area.
Her detective work was based on the fact that she found a cigarette butt on her property and "I know everyone in this neighbourhood and no one smokes, I'm calling the police".
I was super pissed off but I laughed and told her to dial.

Waited around and had another cig while waiting for the police... bitch comes out of her house with a GIANT dog. Eyeing me like a lunatic and talking to the police.

Anyways, police arrives and I explain to them its all a waste of time and 3 minutes later I'm on my way. What in the fuck is wrong with people?

The world would be such a nicer place if everyone was just a little bit buzzed you know what I mean? Cheers friends.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:55 am

Yeah, I hate undrunk people getting fits also.

Wait until next week when she is found dead and the dog is eating her face. They won`t be able to get her corpse outta there because the dog will protect it like it`s his own prey

Donald J. Drunk · Post by **Donald J. Drunk** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:39 am

Some people just are SO lacking in anything resembling a personality or an inner life that they leech and leech...

Anything is better than having to face that void inside of them, i think.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 5:47 am

So long as the right kind of Police Vehicle turned up...

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:01 pm

jesus, people are shit. Some crazy lady with a trolley posted a toilet seat through the gate of the flats I'm just finishing off

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:51 pm

The weird thing is I was dressed well, on my way to work. I guess smoking a cigarette is illegal now. Still confused and angry about the whole situation.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:51 pm

oettinger wrote:Yeah, I hate undrunk people getting fits also.

Wait until next week when she is found dead and the dog is eating her face. They won`t be able to get her corpse outta there because the dog will protect it like it`s his own prey

This is a nice thing to think about, haha!

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 5:07 pm

She is probably genuinely mentally ill and off medication. Or she has caught the dementia or Alzheimers.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:31 pm

Well, we're only hearing one side of the story.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:58 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Well, we're only hearing one side of the story.

Damned straight, skippy. Screwball should tell us his side of the story, too.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:36 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Well, we're only hearing one side of the story.

Look, I swear the allegations of me raping her dog are not true.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:57 pm

Honestly, I'm surprised the police aren't called on you daily.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:57 pm

I'm callin in the heavies.

booznik · Post by **booznik** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:04 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'm callin in the heavies.

Hit the deck.

I think there may be strong enemy forces behind those buildings over there.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:20 pm

I can't believe that I didn't think of this pithy remark to the title of this thread earlier: what are you, a telephone?

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