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http://youtu.be/ujZDsdTO2DY

Kinda makes you wonder how our species has lasted this long with such weak specimens in it.

And in what alternate Universe is JD quantifiably "better" than vodka?

I mean, a decent Scotch... Sure. But that's Scotch. Single malt > sour mash.

Vodka is the Water of Life.

Ok, I know... Literally, that would be Akvavit (Aqua Vita in the Latin)... But dammit, you get my drift...
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Only too well.
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Palinka wrote:Only too well.
Of course, it should go without saying that the stronger specimens of the mis-named "weaker sex" are an absolute delight over a glass or two of something 80-proof...

Gives one hope for the future generations.
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
Palinka wrote:Only too well.
Of course, it should go without saying that the stronger specimens of the mis-named "weaker sex" are an absolute delight over a glass or two of something 80-proof...

Gives one hope for the future generations.

Yes, "I want to be drunk sometime."

and, "Will this get me fucked up?"


They are like baby deer, taking their first steps. very cute, and intoxicating in their innocence.


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Give 'em a break man, it was their first time.
Check with them in a year.
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That was sexist,

where is the vid showing them drinking cu... oh shit.

Cucumber juice. Yes, that was the word. Stupid english sometimes.
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I have both Vodka and Whiskey for today! A drinking game of great suffering and glory we just recently designed will commence soon. Last time first guy passed out hour in to the game.

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Even amongst sour mash whiskeys, JD is better off being used to braise beef than attempting to drink it. I've consumed gallons of JD in my distant past. The stuff is disgusting.

Vodka flows from the teats of Aphrodite herself. Idunna's apples ferment into Level 1. Kali's sweet sweat is bottled for Grey Goose.

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Godsdamned, you twinks. Chillax. Thirsty nailed it.
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Amusing. Still they could have picked something better than TJD. WT 101 would have been infinitely more amusing.
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote: And in what alternate Universe is JD quantifiably "better" than vodka?
I would say in the universe where TJD pays to have their name put out there. And the only girls I know who would say whiskey is better than vodka are the ones who actually like whiskey, not the first timers.
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they all seemed to like the taste. That's a good thing. There's no need to be afraid. I think some drinks have built up a manlymanlymanlyman reputation and "only a man could drink it" which is stupid. We all have the same taste buds and yes, whiskey can take a while to really enjoy but it's damn well worth it.


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Sometimes, the brown drink in me flask is quite palatable,

and sometimes, it's not for the weak-kneed, or limp wristed, or faint of heart, or silky-thighed.


Depends upon the majority of what got spilled in there and how well they get along.


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Mr. Viking wrote:they all seemed to like the taste. That's a good thing. There's no need to be afraid. I think some drinks have built up a manlymanlymanlyman reputation and "only a man could drink it" which is stupid. We all have the same taste buds and yes, whiskey can take a while to really enjoy but it's damn well worth it.


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Stroh is, and always will be an exception. It is not for the faint hearted
Stroh 80 is evil stuff. It doesn't intoxicate, it destroys.

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