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God damn it, here it is again, the god damn monday. Let just pretend it's not happening ok? Lets just fuck. Yes lets just fuck, i dunno what i'm saying but i'm not gonna deal with this again, not another Monday. Can we just pretend time doesn't exist ok? Shit. Shit. Shit.

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I not just didn`t call in sick today, I don`t answer the phone either. My father can`t really fire me anyway, he didn`t hire me in the first place...
After sleeping through the morning I`m finishing the vodka right now and thinking the job that I like still has to be invented.
The job description should never contain words like "must" "have to" or "early", whereas "might" "maybe" and "later" will be prefered.
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oettinger wrote:...I might work at the academy of applied bum studies...
and toilet paper cuisine with applied squalor*.


*Never forget the squalor!
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Monday is leg day at the gym for me.

Other than 11:59 PM tonight, I have nothing else to look forward to today...
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I went to work early today. That's fucked. But on the up side I no longer need a bandage on my leg and am allowed to play contact sports (in theory) again
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I go to a place of pain, sweat, and occassional lycra stretch pants. There, I attempt to keep my aging self in some shape other than round.

Right now, doing six weeks 4x25's. Monday legs. Tuesday chest. Thursday back. Friday arms. Three more weeks and I switch back to either 4x8 pyramids with the same splits, or Wendler 5-3-1. Depends on my mood at the end of the six weeks.

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I survived. I'll drink to that.

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For a day that started out crap, moved into the 3rd circle of Hell, and an evening that started off shaky...

It ended fantastically.

Now, it's Tuesday and things are looking up from here...
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JimLahey wrote:God damn it, here it is again, the god damn monday. Let just pretend it's not happening ok? Lets just fuck. Yes lets just fuck, i dunno what i'm saying but i'm not gonna deal with this again, not another Monday. Can we just pretend time doesn't exist ok? Shit. Shit. Shit.
I'm right behind ya, pal. I hate Monday and his hateful brothers and sisters Tuesday through Friday. Fuckers.
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Friday's are ok. They kick off the weekend...
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NYDingbat wrote:
JimLahey wrote:God damn it, here it is again, the god damn monday. Let just pretend it's not happening ok? Lets just fuck. Yes lets just fuck, i dunno what i'm saying but i'm not gonna deal with this again, not another Monday. Can we just pretend time doesn't exist ok? Shit. Shit. Shit.
I'm right behind ya, pal. I hate Monday and his hateful brothers and sisters Tuesday through Friday. Fuckers.
Stole my thunder. I was gonna say something like, "Every morning is a fucking Monday" or something better, but you got it right.


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It's Friday now! There is a God (for a few days)! Things are good!!

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The week was feeling like old chewing gum underneath your footing. But here it is: Friday! The oasis of sanity!





Truth be told though, when you wake up out of this timemachine it`s monday again... did that asshole god invent the fast forward button on life only for us drunks?
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It will be Friday until it is no longer Friday.

Shit Monday?


Hey, Fuck Mondays, the whole lot.

let's DRINK!
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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