Unless you got a Blue Monday gig, Monday's mostly a day off (or a travel day) for a musician. I do some of my best drinking on Mondays.
CHEERS, ya drunken bastids!
**clink**
Shit monday
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- peetie44
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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
- shawnonious
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Fuck monday!
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You're pretty.peetie44 wrote:Unless you got a Blue Monday gig, Monday's mostly a day off (or a travel day) for a musician. I do some of my best drinking on Mondays.
CHEERS, ya drunken bastids!
**clink**
You too, Peetie.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
- Josh Ritter
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A lot of folks die on Monday morning. It makes sense that you would party like a lunatic on the last weekend of your life and die on Monday morning to leave nothing for your employer is a life well spent.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I will wake up tomorrow morning and the party will be over. Hear the harsh sounds of reality spitting your head. This is the cost of admission to the coolest club around.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Beginning to think that facial hair is a prerequisite as well.
Now don't stare at the server, she's self conscious about it
Now don't stare at the server, she's self conscious about it
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mistah willies wrote: Now don't stare at the server, she's self conscious about it
Not really. I've gotten used to it.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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What? Bearded waitresses? Give me a break!mistah willies wrote:Beginning to think that facial hair is a prerequisite as well.
Now don't stare at the server, she's self conscious about it
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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PLEASE don`t post in this thread until it`s really monday, you guys give me heart attacks
Drink!
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I hate this:
You enter a room slightly loaded and say: "Hey monday how are you? Haven`t seen you since saturday"
Answer:
So far, so drunk, so what, asshole
You enter a room slightly loaded and say: "Hey monday how are you? Haven`t seen you since saturday"
Answer:
So far, so drunk, so what, asshole
Drink!
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What do you expect from a bunch of drunks, order and logic? C'mon, man!oettinger wrote:PLEASE don`t post in this thread until it`s really monday, you guys give me heart attacks
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Woke up today. Aha shit. Drank a lot yesterday. A bottle of Ardmore legacy single malt and then went out to experience the day. Mainly drank double Jameson's. It was cheap £3 for a double. Started knocking over my drinks, was 86'd from two pubs. Was chatting up two girls in a betting office, was asked to come back when they got off work, but I informed them that a suck and fuck wasn't on the agenda I had some drinking to do. Grazed my face, which is still a mystery and then blacked out. Now I have awoken close to the fiery gates of hell.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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I would like to shake your hand and buy you a beer.Herman wrote:Woke up today. Aha shit. Drank a lot yesterday. A bottle of Ardmore legacy single malt and then went out to experience the day. Mainly drank double Jameson's. It was cheap £3 for a double. Started knocking over my drinks, was 86'd from two pubs. Was chatting up two girls in a betting office, was asked to come back when they got off work, but I informed them that a suck and fuck wasn't on the agenda I had some drinking to do. Grazed my face, which is still a mystery and then blacked out. Now I have awoken close to the fiery gates of hell.
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Welcome! This is some fine drunkard prose Mickey Spillane would be proud of.Herman wrote:Woke up today. Aha shit. Drank a lot yesterday. A bottle of Ardmore legacy single malt and then went out to experience the day. Mainly drank double Jameson's. It was cheap £3 for a double. Started knocking over my drinks, was 86'd from two pubs. Was chatting up two girls in a betting office, was asked to come back when they got off work, but I informed them that a suck and fuck wasn't on the agenda I had some drinking to do. Grazed my face, which is still a mystery and then blacked out. Now I have awoken close to the fiery gates of hell.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.