Shit monday

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:42 pm

Serious question: Has anyone of you drunks ever passed out and slept through a whole day? Monday would be my choise I think

Post by **oettinger** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:06 am

I`ll try to outdrink this messy fucker. Busy people outside freak me the hell out, can`t they just relax for a minute and have a beer?

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:38 am

oettinger wrote:Serious question: Has anyone of you drunks ever passed out and slept through a whole day? Monday would be my choise I think

yes, though I was pretty nocturnal for a while so sleeping through the day wasn't too strange. i did completely lose sense of time passing for a while. Didn't know if it was this day or the next. Not a great feeling.

More recently, after a club dinner, I arrived home around 5am, fell asleep. Woke up again around 6a.m, went to the toilet. Couldn't handle the stairs so I slept on my sofa. Didn't get up until well after dark, then just went straight upstairs to bed. I also thought at one point I had swallowed my tongue, but I think that was an inflamation of my throat, possibly from scooping a smashed bottle of Jagermeister of the floor and drinking it.

I would give that hangover 8/10. Partly because I continued to be in pain for over a week afterward

Post by **oettinger** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:00 am

Mr. Viking wrote:scooping a smashed bottle of Jagermeister of the floor and drinking it.

That is just lovely.

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:25 pm

Through vodka I can taste the future: Surprise, surprise, monday will suck

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:44 pm

Oh shit!

Post by **oettinger** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:03 pm

Shit tuesday

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:46 pm

What's up shitapples? I'm having a Wernesgruner and about to pop open the scotch. Suck my dick Monday. Suck it long and hard.

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:19 pm

I had to start work again this monday after a week off due to drunken injury. What a shit monday

oldsmartskunk · Post by **oldsmartskunk** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:00 am

Mr. Viking wrote:I would give that hangover 8/10. Partly because I continued to be in pain for over a week afterward

That's the way you do it dear sir. A job well done!

Post by **oettinger** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:54 am

I got a brilliant idea:

I will outdrink this piece of shit of a day.

Bluto · Post by **Bluto** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:08 am

Seems like a good afternoon to sit home with a few brutal hammers. I have a powerful desire to tie one on right now.

Post by **mistah willies** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:03 pm

Bluto wrote:Seems like a good afternoon to sit home with a few brutal hammers. I have a powerful desire to tie one on right now.

Tied and bound, good sir.

Ayuh

Shit, Tuesdy is now the next friggin Monday

Post by **oettinger** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 2:37 am

I feel like not doing anything today. Being your own boss rules

deaddog · Post by **deaddog** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:56 am

Mondays hurt me, I get used to weekend morning drinks. I have to wait until three-o-clock and head right to the hooch store pint of Beam and red bull chaser and I will be doing just fine.

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