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Re: Shit monday

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Unless you got a Blue Monday gig, Monday's mostly a day off (or a travel day) for a musician. I do some of my best drinking on Mondays.

CHEERS, ya drunken bastids!

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Fuck monday!
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Re: Shit monday

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peetie44 wrote:Unless you got a Blue Monday gig, Monday's mostly a day off (or a travel day) for a musician. I do some of my best drinking on Mondays.

CHEERS, ya drunken bastids!

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A lot of folks die on Monday morning. It makes sense that you would party like a lunatic on the last weekend of your life and die on Monday morning to leave nothing for your employer is a life well spent.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I`m drunk again, what a great way to start a shiitty week
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I will wake up tomorrow morning and the party will be over. Hear the harsh sounds of reality spitting your head. This is the cost of admission to the coolest club around.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Beginning to think that facial hair is a prerequisite as well.



Now don't stare at the server, she's self conscious about it

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mistah willies wrote: Now don't stare at the server, she's self conscious about it

Not really. I've gotten used to it.
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mistah willies wrote:Beginning to think that facial hair is a prerequisite as well.



Now don't stare at the server, she's self conscious about it
What? Bearded waitresses? Give me a break!
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PLEASE don`t post in this thread until it`s really monday, you guys give me heart attacks
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I hate this:
You enter a room slightly loaded and say: "Hey monday how are you? Haven`t seen you since saturday"

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So far, so drunk, so what, asshole
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oettinger wrote:PLEASE don`t post in this thread until it`s really monday, you guys give me heart attacks
What do you expect from a bunch of drunks, order and logic? C'mon, man!
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Woke up today. Aha shit. Drank a lot yesterday. A bottle of Ardmore legacy single malt and then went out to experience the day. Mainly drank double Jameson's. It was cheap £3 for a double. Started knocking over my drinks, was 86'd from two pubs. Was chatting up two girls in a betting office, was asked to come back when they got off work, but I informed them that a suck and fuck wasn't on the agenda I had some drinking to do. Grazed my face, which is still a mystery and then blacked out. Now I have awoken close to the fiery gates of hell.
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Herman wrote:Woke up today. Aha shit. Drank a lot yesterday. A bottle of Ardmore legacy single malt and then went out to experience the day. Mainly drank double Jameson's. It was cheap £3 for a double. Started knocking over my drinks, was 86'd from two pubs. Was chatting up two girls in a betting office, was asked to come back when they got off work, but I informed them that a suck and fuck wasn't on the agenda I had some drinking to do. Grazed my face, which is still a mystery and then blacked out. Now I have awoken close to the fiery gates of hell.
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Herman wrote:Woke up today. Aha shit. Drank a lot yesterday. A bottle of Ardmore legacy single malt and then went out to experience the day. Mainly drank double Jameson's. It was cheap £3 for a double. Started knocking over my drinks, was 86'd from two pubs. Was chatting up two girls in a betting office, was asked to come back when they got off work, but I informed them that a suck and fuck wasn't on the agenda I had some drinking to do. Grazed my face, which is still a mystery and then blacked out. Now I have awoken close to the fiery gates of hell.
Welcome! This is some fine drunkard prose Mickey Spillane would be proud of.
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