Bur wrote:Ah, the nothing to do on Monday but to chill. Now I need to gently put down this raging hangover from my 3 day binge and see some family members.
Seeing family members every day, not the (no. 1) reason I drink heavily but one has to wonder after encountering the same weird folks for 30 plus years straight...
Just glad I`m not the son of some of my aunts or uncles, because, damn, that cross just doesn`t seem to fit my asshole.
Damn fine reference. Holy shit. No one caught this?!
It's called the "God-Shaped Hole." Holy fuck. You evil, mistah man
Bur wrote:Ah, the nothing to do on Monday but to chill. Now I need to gently put down this raging hangover from my 3 day binge and see some family members.
Seeing family members every day, not the (no. 1) reason I drink heavily but one has to wonder after encountering the same weird folks for 30 plus years straight...
Just glad I`m not the son of some of my aunts or uncles, because, damn, that cross just doesn`t seem to fit my asshole.
Damn fine reference. Holy shit. No one caught this?!
It's called the "God-Shaped Hole." Holy fuck. You evil, mistah man
Yeah sweating vodka and breathing ashtray. Odor d`Bum I call it.
This next monday I`ll have a meeting with my bank accountant at nine o clock in the morning, that will be painful in a lot of ways...
Then my girlfriend begged me into visiting a certain doctor to get a subscription for some valium, not for me but for her. She eats this stuff like skittles while she detoxes. What a great plan! Really looking forward to another great shitty monday.
So much I need to figure out tomorrow. I need to off my alcohol levels to "doable in the blablabla boringpeoplebla-moarblah." From where as is my breath smells of gasoline. Actually it's bit better.
Bur wrote:So much I need to figure out tomorrow. I need to off my alcohol levels to "doable in the blablabla boringpeoplebla-moarblah." From where as is my breath smells of gasoline. Actually it's bit better.
High octaine motorbreath. That will keep the bank-accountant from stupid small talk hopefully
Meeting at work was horrible. I stank of vodka, sweated like a pig and my coworkers babbling about how hard their jobs are didn't help either. Just came home, gonna spend my day drinking vodka+sparkling water+lemon cocktails!
Eating bacon and drinking breakfast Guinness in Detroit. How the hell did I get here
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
I am enjoying quite a convivial drunken Monday. We'll have to see what horrors tomorrow may bring...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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I awoke Sunday morning on a beautiful lake in Newaygo to the clinking of a Bloody, but this morning to the screech and din of demanding old busybodies who don't know what the fuck is up while temperatures were in the low 60's and the sun was trying to rise before 6 and a whole perfect day drinking on the water while pretending to fish and it really pisses me off to the point of having a double/quadruple Beam Black with a single ice ball in it right now.
