Shit monday
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Serious question: Has anyone of you drunks ever passed out and slept through a whole day? Monday would be my choise I think
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I`ll try to outdrink this messy fucker. Busy people outside freak me the hell out, can`t they just relax for a minute and have a beer?
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yes, though I was pretty nocturnal for a while so sleeping through the day wasn't too strange. i did completely lose sense of time passing for a while. Didn't know if it was this day or the next. Not a great feeling.oettinger wrote:Serious question: Has anyone of you drunks ever passed out and slept through a whole day? Monday would be my choise I think
More recently, after a club dinner, I arrived home around 5am, fell asleep. Woke up again around 6a.m, went to the toilet. Couldn't handle the stairs so I slept on my sofa. Didn't get up until well after dark, then just went straight upstairs to bed. I also thought at one point I had swallowed my tongue, but I think that was an inflamation of my throat, possibly from scooping a smashed bottle of Jagermeister of the floor and drinking it.
I would give that hangover 8/10. Partly because I continued to be in pain for over a week afterward
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That is just lovely.Mr. Viking wrote:scooping a smashed bottle of Jagermeister of the floor and drinking it.
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What's up shitapples? I'm having a Wernesgruner and about to pop open the scotch. Suck my dick Monday. Suck it long and hard.
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I had to start work again this monday after a week off due to drunken injury. What a shit monday
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That's the way you do it dear sir. A job well done!Mr. Viking wrote:I would give that hangover 8/10. Partly because I continued to be in pain for over a week afterward
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Seems like a good afternoon to sit home with a few brutal hammers. I have a powerful desire to tie one on right now.
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Bluto wrote:Seems like a good afternoon to sit home with a few brutal hammers. I have a powerful desire to tie one on right now.
Tied and bound, good sir.
Ayuh
Shit, Tuesdy is now the next friggin Monday
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Mondays hurt me, I get used to weekend morning drinks. I have to wait until three-o-clock and head right to the hooch store pint of Beam and red bull chaser and I will be doing just fine.
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin