HBD Badfellow
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HBD Badfellow
A big drunken Beertthday shout out to our own Wink Drinkindale! Hope you don't remember a thing!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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mistah willies
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Re: HBD Badfellow
Oh Good Heavens, Or Perhaps, Insidious Descents- As It Were
Let's Us ToastsTo The BadFellow And Lock All Of TheDoors. Blacken The Windows,
And Cover The Mirrors ForThere Be A Bad Moon On The RIse.
Collect Your Bottles That Have Anything Left In Them, And Hide In The Basement. fashion A Yarmulk With The Skin Of A Rotting, Slightly Damp Marmot, And Take Two Sips For Every Breath.
Thee BadFellow Walks Amok, For He Has Until Daylight.
Also, Duck Froid Phones When On A BBS.
Now DRINK!
Let's Us ToastsTo The BadFellow And Lock All Of TheDoors. Blacken The Windows,
And Cover The Mirrors ForThere Be A Bad Moon On The RIse.
Collect Your Bottles That Have Anything Left In Them, And Hide In The Basement. fashion A Yarmulk With The Skin Of A Rotting, Slightly Damp Marmot, And Take Two Sips For Every Breath.
Thee BadFellow Walks Amok, For He Has Until Daylight.
Also, Duck Froid Phones When On A BBS.
Now DRINK!
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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booznik
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Re: HBD Badfellow
For he's a jolly Badfellow, for he's a jolly Badfellow...
Happy Birthday, disappearing masked man. May the booze flow freely, and hopefully all of it is SACK!!!
Happy Birthday, disappearing masked man. May the booze flow freely, and hopefully all of it is SACK!!!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: HBD Badfellow
Happy birthday you evil booze genius.
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595
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Smatter Noguts
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Re: HBD Badfellow
cheers!
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peetie44
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Re: HBD Badfellow
Have a wet one, you bad fellow!
**clink**
**clink**
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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JimLahey
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Re: HBD Badfellow
Drink long and prosper.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: HBD Badfellow
Happy birthday, now it's time to get trashed in style.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: HBD Badfellow
One day too late again, cheers!
When you read this I hope your hangover already has climbed mount everest
When you read this I hope your hangover already has climbed mount everest
Drink!
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Badfellow
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Re: HBD Badfellow
One drunk night is just like the next. Smoked beef and bourbon. Bacon wrapped Pizza Rolls. Dogs and cats, living together!
Celebrate them all. Stuporoniously.
Your bestus wishes are appreciated, Fellow Drunkards. The rumors of my demise are highly pickled and infused.
-Badfellow
Celebrate them all. Stuporoniously.
Your bestus wishes are appreciated, Fellow Drunkards. The rumors of my demise are highly pickled and infused.
-Badfellow
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: HBD Badfellow
Welcome back. Hope to see you around more. Your wisdom is greatly missed.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: HBD Badfellow
This multiplied with a thousand drinksPatchez wrote:Welcome back. Hope to see you around more. Your wisdom is greatly missed.
Drink!
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mistah willies
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Re: HBD Badfellow
We need to get you back aboard! EpicallyBadfellow wrote:One drunk night is just like the next. Smoked beef and bourbon. Bacon wrapped Pizza Rolls. Dogs and cats, living together!
Celebrate them all. Stuporoniously.
Your bestus wishes are appreciated, Fellow Drunkards. The rumors of my demise are highly pickled and infused.
-Badfellow
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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mistah willies
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Re: HBD Badfellow
The ground rumbled, cracked, and then split wide open, revealing a pool of hellfire within its gaping maw.
A chorus of demons howled in unison, this: "Pour and tide, far and wide, from these here gates of Hell. Cast and strewn, Earth to Moon, Badness to all befell."
Then the odd demon, Larry, he scratched his noggin of thorny horns and said, " Wait a minute, lads. I got me an idea, and it don't happen often. I can tell because I'm getting a migraine now. Let's see. Bad luck. Befell. Bad luck befell. Let's call this demon spawn Badfellow. Yeah, that's it. Now let him go and quick, run back inside. Let's see what happens next!"
HBD to Badfellow, and woe to bottles and barrels of the world. Tahoo
A chorus of demons howled in unison, this: "Pour and tide, far and wide, from these here gates of Hell. Cast and strewn, Earth to Moon, Badness to all befell."
Then the odd demon, Larry, he scratched his noggin of thorny horns and said, " Wait a minute, lads. I got me an idea, and it don't happen often. I can tell because I'm getting a migraine now. Let's see. Bad luck. Befell. Bad luck befell. Let's call this demon spawn Badfellow. Yeah, that's it. Now let him go and quick, run back inside. Let's see what happens next!"
HBD to Badfellow, and woe to bottles and barrels of the world. Tahoo
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: HBD Badfellow
Drink, smoke and do Mary!
Happy Beerthday!
Happy Beerthday!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice