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Old time tales and/or lies

Post by booznik » Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:16 pm

Senior members:

What are your true boozy tales, tall tales, general fabrications, or the unvarnished truth from the old days? I'm looking forward to this.

I would be remiss if I didn't credit Palinka for regaling me with some true stories from Con 1 that shouldn't be lost to history. Hopefully one day soon, that historical archive will be published in full.

Well, I'll start things off by saying I'm not drunk.

That's a true lie.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by oettinger » Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:35 am

They apparently can`t remember. Lets make things less difficult and start at last weekend, kay?
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:21 pm

I ain't saying anything without a lawyer present.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by mistah willies » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:36 pm

I've witnessed a lawyer "present" and I ain't being a witness ever again. Lawyers are gross.

Even when they are your own

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Patchez » Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:02 am

If Surreal show back up, you gotta spill it.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Smatter Noguts » Sun Nov 09, 2014 8:12 pm

I miss Surreal and Judge.

The 'Other Board' controversy comes to mind.

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Judge » Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:02 pm

Palinka wrote:I ain't saying anything without a lawyer present.
You should have consulted a lawyer...would have saved a lot of money and a leg.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Badfellow » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:52 pm

The best part about forgetting you told the truth is that it never happened.

Hence, nothing to remember.

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Username » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:52 am

Deny everything
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Savage » Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:42 am

Well, hell, Con 1 ? I got roofied and lost my glasses, Palink got hitched, and some other stuff I forget. (A lot of stuff I forget) And let us not forget that epic speech by Plumber, about the drunk monkeys. Good times, yeah.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:36 pm

Best story ever, was either the "onion in the pocket" episode from Combat Rock or the Massive Drunk story wherein our unlikely hero was indisposed in the water closet when the cops mistakenly raided his apartment.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Savage » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:03 am

Franken, you just referenced two of my fave stories of all times, but do you realize how old those stories are? We have been here too long, perhaps?
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Savage » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:06 am

I'm feeling like Roy Batty. "Time to die."
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:33 am

Then here's a whole passel more old timey stories.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Nov 16, 2014 12:35 am

Username wrote:Deny everything
Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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