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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Patchez » Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:25 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Username wrote:Deny everything
Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations
I wasn't there, I was not involved, and it seems you know a lot about the incident so perhaps YOU were there?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by mistah willies » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:20 pm

Patchez wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Username wrote:Deny everything
Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations
I wasn't there, I was not involved, and it seems you know a lot about the incident so perhaps YOU were there?

Them's highly quotable you damned Drunkards. Finest kind

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by booznik » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:39 pm

mistah willies wrote:...Finest kind
In fact, Finestkind Fishmarket & Clinic.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by mistah willies » Mon Nov 17, 2014 8:07 pm

booznik wrote:
mistah willies wrote:...Finest kind
In fact, Finestkind Fishmarket & Clinic.

I know that town.

Also, when anyone leaves Maine, someone always leaves the door unlocked and the light on.


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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by NYDingbat » Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:02 pm

booznik wrote:Senior members:

What are your true boozy tales, tall tales, general fabrications, or the unvarnished truth from the old days? I'm looking forward to this.

I would be remiss if I didn't credit Palinka for regaling me with some true stories from Con 1 that shouldn't be lost to history. Hopefully one day soon, that historical archive will be published in full.

Well, I'll start things off by saying I'm not drunk.

That's a true lie.
My divulging depends - do you have the authority to arrest in the US?
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by booznik » Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:15 pm

NYDingbat wrote:My divulging depends - do you have the authority to arrest in the US?
Fear not, milady. The only authority I have is a license to swill.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:20 am

To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by booznik » Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:49 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Great Lines!
Now that is an awesome troll-exchange.

Note to self: If Thirsty gets out his "top ten", run in the other direction.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by mistah willies » Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:45 pm

booznik wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Great Lines!
Now that is an awesome troll-exchange.

Note to self: If Thirsty gets out his "top ten", run in the other direction.
booznik you're nasty



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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by booznik » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:17 pm

mistah willies wrote:
booznik wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Great Lines!
Now that is an awesome troll-exchange.

Note to self: If Thirsty gets out his "top ten", run in the other direction.
booznik you're nasty



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I didn't say his top ten inches.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by mistah willies » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:18 pm

Damn. How many in all?
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Dale » Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:16 pm

2 guys were ordering some weird Fishermans Friend drinks loooking like sperm in a bar.
i said i could "shake" it for them for free. They were not so amused.
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:23 pm

mistah willies has now run-over Stephen King 15 times,

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without any sort of vehicle (or other form of transport).

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