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What do you prefer to add to it?
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Nothing.

Instead the Egg Nog should be added to your trash can and you should break out the good booze (i.e. Whisk(e)y, Rum, Brandy, Vodka, Gin, Tequila etc.)
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Clamato and gin.
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Kraken. About 9 parts Kraken to one part eggnog, to be precise.

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Zog wrote:Kraken. About 9 parts Kraken to one part eggnog, to be precise.
Zog Nog?

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Palinka wrote:Nothing.

Instead the Egg Nog should be added to your trash can and you should break out the good booze (i.e. Whisk(e)y, Rum, Brandy, Vodka, Gin, Tequila etc.)
Took the words right outta my yapper, my friend!

I believe Egg Nog was invented by some evil harpy from MADD who did so to turn people against booze. Well up yours, you teetotaling shrews - I've had Egg Nog and I STILL drink!! A LOT!!!
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Man, I'm not a fan of such sugary drinks, but I hear it goes great with rum or whiskey. A brandy would probably work too I guess.

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Judge wrote:What do you prefer to add to it?
From what I understand from egg nog I am pretty sure that cognac would be going with it perfectly, but honestly, why not simply drink the cognac alone?...
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Does it fry?

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mistah willies wrote:Does it fry?
Or, as the Great And Powerful Thirsty would say, "How's it chug?"
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We generally go with the traditional bourbon/rum combo to load the nog. 2 parts bourbon, 1part rum and 2-3 parts or less nog.

Brandy of all types is also good.
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I've never had egg nog before. Have you got me without me realising?

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Mr. Viking wrote:I've never had egg nog before...
Sure you have. It's just that over here it's premixed, comes in bottles, is favoured by the elderly and is known as "Advocaat".
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Palinka wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:I've never had egg nog before...
Sure you have. It's just that over here it's premixed, comes in bottles, is favoured by the elderly and is known as "Advocaat".
never had advocaat. On one side my grandparents were t total, the other weere discerning tipplers of whisk(e)y, brandy, wine and beer. Closest I've been to egg nog is trifle custard
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