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Re: Smokers Corner
I smoke hand rolled cigarettes incessantly (not weed, just tobacco.......working for the gubment will do that to you) Amber Leaf is my particular smoke of choice, fuck cigars, never cared for them
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I don't know about you but I just got a fresh pack of cigarettes outta the fridge.
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZVp-Oys0eEDale wrote:Chewbacca. Chewtobacca to be clear.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
- Dale
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Re: Smokers Corner
Again. Smoke a cigar with me if you have one.
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
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man, there's a lot of red ink in this part of the board. i need to have a cioagrette now.
And then just plogh through the unread things. And not need to feel like every post has to have my onw involvememtn.
But certsinly, but certainly, need to read what folks have taken the time, made th eeffort, to contribute here.
Yup
And then just plogh through the unread things. And not need to feel like every post has to have my onw involvememtn.
But certsinly, but certainly, need to read what folks have taken the time, made th eeffort, to contribute here.
Yup
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Smokers Corner
Cigarettes while drinking, oh I couldn't ask for more, except for more drinks, yeah.
- Mr. Viking
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I found cigarettes in a coat I haven't worn for a while. And I wsa thinking of giving it up too. Oh well, fate has other ideas
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Caught bronchitis for Christmas so couldn't smoke for a couple weeks. Just getting back to my pipe. Have a nice long cigar in the humidor. May try it soon.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Mr. Viking wrote:I found cigarettes in a coat I haven't worn for a while. And I wsa thinking of giving it up too. Oh well, fate has other ideas
This calls for another Drunkard Poem.
Ode To Olde Smokes, by olde smokin' willies, (inspired by Mr. Viking)
Forlorn, forgotten, covered in lint
in a pocket of a jacket in a far-flung whorl
on an arm of the spiral, alone in the starlit sea
where time has no meaning,
We smoke for the pleasure and head rush we've missed.
Spark of a new life, lit from a flint,
Reborn again as Phoenix; his fiery wings unfurl!
We recognize that these things are put here for you and me.
Tobacco convening
With Lovely Miss Ethyl, you know you've been kissed.
Mmmmm.
Kiss that Lovely Lady Ethyl deeply. She has the best flavor, in all of her dresses.
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Re: Smokers Corner
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Smokers Corner
Or sleeping on the street after being banned from everywhere?oettinger wrote:I love finding cash in my jacket months after some bar-crawling
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: Smokers Corner
Germany didn`t ban me yetPalinka wrote:Or sleeping on the street after being banned from everywhere?oettinger wrote:I love finding cash in my jacket months after some bar-crawling
Drink!
- mistah willies
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oettinger wrote:Germany didn`t ban me yetPalinka wrote:Or sleeping on the street after being banned from everywhere?oettinger wrote:I love finding cash in my jacket months after some bar-crawling
Sometimes I find teeth in my pocket. These are not mine.