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Dale
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These cigs don't smoke themselves.
But why the hell did I put them in the fridge together with the Beer?
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I smoke hand rolled cigarettes incessantly (not weed, just tobacco.......working for the gubment will do that to you) Amber Leaf is my particular smoke of choice, fuck cigars, never cared for them
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I don't know about you but I just got a fresh pack of cigarettes outta the fridge.
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Dale wrote:Chewbacca. Chewtobacca to be clear.
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Cigar time.
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Again. Smoke a cigar with me if you have one.
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man, there's a lot of red ink in this part of the board. i need to have a cioagrette now.

And then just plogh through the unread things. And not need to feel like every post has to have my onw involvememtn.

But certsinly, but certainly, need to read what folks have taken the time, made th eeffort, to contribute here.

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Cigarettes while drinking, oh I couldn't ask for more, except for more drinks, yeah.

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I found cigarettes in a coat I haven't worn for a while. And I wsa thinking of giving it up too. Oh well, fate has other ideas
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Caught bronchitis for Christmas so couldn't smoke for a couple weeks. Just getting back to my pipe. Have a nice long cigar in the humidor. May try it soon.
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Mr. Viking wrote:I found cigarettes in a coat I haven't worn for a while. And I wsa thinking of giving it up too. Oh well, fate has other ideas

This calls for another Drunkard Poem.


Ode To Olde Smokes, by olde smokin' willies, (inspired by Mr. Viking)


Forlorn, forgotten, covered in lint
in a pocket of a jacket in a far-flung whorl
on an arm of the spiral, alone in the starlit sea
where time has no meaning,
We smoke for the pleasure and head rush we've missed.

Spark of a new life, lit from a flint,
Reborn again as Phoenix; his fiery wings unfurl!
We recognize that these things are put here for you and me.
Tobacco convening
With Lovely Miss Ethyl, you know you've been kissed.


Mmmmm.

Kiss that Lovely Lady Ethyl deeply. She has the best flavor, in all of her dresses.

yessah

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Oh, the joys of Cigarettes and Alcohol*.


* Sounds like a good title for a song, doesn't it?
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I love finding cash in my jacket months after some bar-crawling
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oettinger wrote:I love finding cash in my jacket months after some bar-crawling
Or sleeping on the street after being banned from everywhere?
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Palinka wrote:
oettinger wrote:I love finding cash in my jacket months after some bar-crawling
Or sleeping on the street after being banned from everywhere?
Germany didn`t ban me yet
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