Strange topic right? Every since I got out of the Marines I just can not let my hair grow out. Everyone says, "Hey, you'd look better with longer hair." but I try and as soon as it gets a little beyond regulation, and I've a got a few drinks in me, I rush into the bathroom and buzz it back again. I don't want to have to carry a comb or worry about how my hair looks. Is this wrong?
Yeah, it sucks in the in winter but I have lots of hats.
Booze vs Hair
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As soon as I got out of the Air Farce I stopped hair cuts and shaving almost altogether. I like the biker/caveman look. Plus I can't be bothered by general grooming other than dragging my fingers through the rat's nest.
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6 months wasn't enough to get me to a habit in this matter (mandatory military training in Finland). I usually trim my beard back in to something of a form like every 3-4 weeks, sometimes I don't bother to touch the whole thing for months. I tend to however now and then have an great idea with what to do with my beard while drunk and occasionally this'll lead to a full clean up.
I used to have long hair, but never bothered to grow it back after keeping it short and noticing I didn't lose my drinking powers without it.
I used to have long hair, but never bothered to grow it back after keeping it short and noticing I didn't lose my drinking powers without it.
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Took me a few years after leaving the Navy before I could grow my hair past regs.
Same story with getting drunk and breaking out the clippers.
Same story with getting drunk and breaking out the clippers.
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Going for the scruffy hobo look these days, I hate having no hair on my face whatsoever as it looks like im having chemotherapy. Plus its always amusing to see the clean-shaven 'ladies' be jealous of my sporting beard as its always the subject of conversation, you'd never see anyone go 'hey nice shave dude'.
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When I got out I kept it short for awhile, then grew a pony tail, then went bald, now I keep about 2 inches on the top with a fade. Close to a low fade you would get in the Marines. Now my facial hair, I will always keep facial hair and will not go back to shaving every fucking day. I will keep my beard.
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The Grumpy gets antsy if his hair gets too long (an inch or so), but it looks nothing like the shorn Jarhead look he had to wear for thirty years.
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I like to go for months without haircuts or shaving and just go full drunken caveman mode. Feels good to be drunk with a beard, I dunno why.
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Yes. Yes it is.
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Shark? Not a sturgeon?
Shark?
Damn
Shark?
Damn