It took six years---BUT.... the package you sent warmed my hungover heart yesterday.
Candy, Have a Pall Mall honey, Sour Cream and Onion Crickets, a big bottle of rum (HA!), and scorpions solidified in sugar--Nothing says Drunkard Christmas more than that (drunkard surprise--thirsty doesn't use packing peanuts, he uses candy!). Cudos to Presents that we open, and actually don't have to say "How the fuck am I going to drink this?!?!!"
Save up your nickles--we're waiting for a visit.
I'll take care of the border.
p.s.
DH says you're the sexiest man he's ever run across, besides Feather Ear.
THIRSTY!!!
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THIRSTY!!!
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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Re: THIRSTY!!!
A box from Thirst is a thing of beauty. Mine was full of candy and edible bugs as well, and the bottle of Old Ezra was the start of an intense love affair. Fuck Santa Clause, cheers to Thirsty.
into each life a little stroh's must fall - surreal
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
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Re: THIRSTY!!!
I have also had the good fortune to receive a package from Thirsty. I've never done crack, but I think there's some in that Frozen Ghost voddie he sent me. Didn't intoxicate me enough to eat the chocolate covered bugs, but it sure made me... shit, I don't remember. But I definitely didn't eat the bugs.
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Re: THIRSTY!!!
So, now he's posting laxatives and emetics?!?NYDingbat wrote:...[d]idn't intoxificate me enough to eat the chocolate covered bugs, but it sure made me... shit...
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Re: THIRSTY!!!
I love to mail people candy and liquor. I need to restock on the insect candy.
Cheers everybody!
I got a package from Screwball yesterday. Some punkass tried to steal it from my front porch and got BUSTED by the police! HAHA! Now he'll spend his holiday in JAIL.
Cheers everybody!
I got a package from Screwball yesterday. Some punkass tried to steal it from my front porch and got BUSTED by the police! HAHA! Now he'll spend his holiday in JAIL.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: THIRSTY!!!
That fucker Thirsty sent me a drinking horn, huckelberry vodka and milky ways.
If that don't say "Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!" I don't know what does.
Cheers, ya Bastards!
If that don't say "Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!" I don't know what does.
Cheers, ya Bastards!
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Re: THIRSTY!!!
I'm just thankful it was a legal "tobacco" pipe in the package from Screwball.
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Sandwiches? Whatever did I give the wife?
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Re: THIRSTY!!!
Represent.Screwball wrote:Sandwiches? Whatever did I give the wife?
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