Is something I am not. Trying to setup my shit for an whimsy UK trip. (hopefully I will be at London tonight and at my final destination tomorrow noon). Running out juice on my computer, drinking warm vodka to sustain what's left of my mental stability in a train car filled with children.
Pro-tip: 4 days of nonstop boozing with little to no touch on any sort of communication devices and general debauchery is not the ideal way to prep for a trip abroad. However I am ever the optimist and hope this blunder will indeed turn in to something worthwhile.
May Palinka save mah soul.
Bur out. Updates may or may not happen as things progress.
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Re: Master of planning ahead
You guys are following through with this?
Damn fine. Will there be Skype?
Bur, please be mindful to not over-indulge. Word on the street is that Palinka has the best tasting toilet paper evah.
Cheers, and safe journey to you, bro.
DRINK!
Damn fine. Will there be Skype?
Bur, please be mindful to not over-indulge. Word on the street is that Palinka has the best tasting toilet paper evah.
Cheers, and safe journey to you, bro.
DRINK!
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Re: Master of planning ahead
There are two reasons for this:mistah willies wrote:...Word on the street is that Palinka has the best tasting toilet paper evah...
1) "Mr. Viking" was spreading bacon fat on the arse-wipe.
2) "oettinger" is German and is usually endrunkenated out of his gourd.
You decide which is the more compelling reason to eat all the bog-roll in the house.
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Re: Master of planning ahead
Well, if they are organic, gluten-free (with high fiber) free-range bog-rolls, then some bacon fat only adds to the sumptuousness.
A tasty spoon of grease helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way.
Gawd help us all
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A tasty spoon of grease helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way.
Gawd help us all
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Re: Master of planning ahead
What is this, I don't even...Palinka wrote:..."Mr. Viking" was spreading bacon fat on the arse-wipe...
He wouldn't do that.
Would he?
Explain yourself, Mr. Puke Runner
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Re: Master of planning ahead
Soldier on! I shit my pants once and I didn't wipe my ass or change out my clothes for 24 hrs because I liked it so much. I do it everyday, now.
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Re: Master of planning ahead
You are missing a lot of previous discussion* on this topic. I suggest that you do some reading on the subject (and also look up "SqualorMan").
*disgustion might be a better way of spelling the state of conversation on anything to do with the topic...
*disgustion might be a better way of spelling the state of conversation on anything to do with the topic...
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Re: Master of planning ahead
umm, seemed like a good idea at the time.booznik wrote:What is this, I don't even...Palinka wrote:..."Mr. Viking" was spreading bacon fat on the arse-wipe...
He wouldn't do that.
Would he?
Explain yourself, Mr. Puke Runner
interestingly, when I went to buy Lard in my local supermarket they had sold out. Had to settle for beef dripping instead
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Re: Master of planning ahead
Palinka I must say, was one of the most gracious of hosts I've ever had pleasure of staying with. The city itself was interesting, lively and beautiful. My point was to get far as fuck away from Christmas dinner with family (there's a fight for my grandpa's belongings one might rather avoid, especially being no part of the shit but each and every side seeing you ass pawn and all that).
Sometimes I think Palinka has encylopedic knowledge of most things worth a talk.
I have yet to thank him of his kindness here and I do believe I suppose.
Might as well do it here.
Thanks a bunch mate and all the best.
P.S. Are there any volunteers to be Crashable by 2 people around valentines day in UKish areas?
I figure my best friend hasn't been further than Estonia in many a year.
P.S 2.
Also it was roughly 25-30 Celcius warmer in UK which was nice.
Sometimes I think Palinka has encylopedic knowledge of most things worth a talk.
I have yet to thank him of his kindness here and I do believe I suppose.
Might as well do it here.
Thanks a bunch mate and all the best.
P.S. Are there any volunteers to be Crashable by 2 people around valentines day in UKish areas?
I figure my best friend hasn't been further than Estonia in many a year.
P.S 2.
Also it was roughly 25-30 Celcius warmer in UK which was nice.
Re: Master of planning ahead
Yep, he really is.Bur wrote:Palinka I must say, was one of the most gracious of hosts I've ever had pleasure of staying with.
Did you meet that elderly woman downtown and said hello?Bur wrote:The city itself was interesting, lively and beautiful.
Sometimes?????Bur wrote:Sometimes I think Palinka has encylopedic knowledge of most things worth a talk.
Reminds me of the movie Die Hard 2 when this character sarcastically says something like: "Oooohhh there`s something he doesn`t know!"
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I agree, yup.oettinger wrote:Sometimes?????Bur wrote:Sometimes I think Palinka has encylopedic knowledge of most things worth a talk.
Reminds me of the movie Die Hard 2 when this character sarcastically says something like: "Oooohhh there`s something he doesn`t know!"
Anyone fucks with P
Yup: we all just laugh. Very cool oett