Happy New Years Drunks! Post it all here:
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Happy New Beers
Let's hear it for Ivan, our big toe.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Happy New Beers
No bare feet.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:What's that sign say?Fast Cast wrote:
You owe me one gumball machine.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
Re: Happy New Beers
Here's to a glorious, boozy 2013 for all of you fine drunkards!
Cheers
-Bluto
Cheers
-Bluto
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595
Re: Happy New Beers
Got me no hangover I shall presume drinking today.
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Happy New Beers
happy new year and goodwill to all men and women
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Happy New Beers
Well...some of them, at least...Mr. Viking wrote:happy new year and goodwill to all men and women
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Good new year all of ya!
I won't be around to post this upon the correct time due to being about 50 miles from any kind of civilization drinking with mates, passing out, sharing stories and tales from year that has passed (some of us haven't seen since my last birthday over 10 months ago) for next few days.
All the best folks!
All the best folks!
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Shane-O-Matic
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Re: Good new year all of ya!
Happy new year to you all.
Re: Good new year all of ya!
Bur wrote:I won't be around to post this upon the correct time due to being about 50 miles from any kind of civilization drinking with mates, passing out, sharing stories and tales from year that has passed (some of us haven't seen since my last birthday over 10 months ago) for next few days.
All the best folks!
Happy New Year to you, as well.
cheers
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595
Re: Good new year all of ya!
Happy Fuckin'Bur Year!!
Cheers!!
Cheers!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Good new year all of ya!
Oh, gods? Another year? Already?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Good new year all of ya!
As the resident Board miserablist, I feel that I should point out that time is relative (and relatives are godsdamned time-consuming).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Re: Good new year all of ya!
Really? As a newer member of these boards it doesn`t seem that brutal!Palinka wrote:As the resident Board miserablist
But what eva I hope good old Doug Stanhope can cheer you up a bit
Btw any Oklahomians in here? Check link first for more detail
Drink!
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NYDingbat
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How do ya celebrate New Year's Eve?
Yeah, yeah, you drink, I know. Slainte! Is there a special drink? Is the drink part of a particular custom? Are there other goings on? Do tell!
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
Re: How do ya celebrate New Year's Eve?
Getting drunk at a Buddies house since nobody dares drive anywhere. Nothing traditional to drink but I do think I'll have to splurge on some new Dickel small batch whisky I saw at the liquor store the other day. i just hope I don't end up falling down a flight of stairs like last year. That hurt!