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Your local weather reports

Post by Lush City » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:50 pm

I'll tell you it is sick weather we are having here in SoCal. It's like 80F on the coast like 9pm! It's dry and they were spraying in the sky today. This is geoengineering. What's happening where you live? Have you been cutoff from booze because of the weather? Tell us. We want to know. You are the first line of drunkard liberty.
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Smatter Noguts » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:02 pm

Good thing that dockyard strike isn't effecting my effing booze supply.

Winter storm warnings with temps below zero.

Perfect indoor drinking weather!

But I'd rather be where you are.

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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:56 pm

It's Britain, so it's pissing down (as fucking usual ).
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Patchez » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:49 pm

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra. Indoor drinking weather indeed.
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Feb 13, 2015 8:33 pm

Breezy and bitingly cold, with 100% chance of inebriation.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by mistah willies » Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:06 am

I can help.

i used to snort.

but snow has the worst drain

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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by booznik » Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:24 am

Lush City wrote:...It's like 80F on the coast like 9pm!
Literally, the first winter on record where I never once used the heater. In fact, my fan broke, and I had to buy a new fan... for winter.

Not complaining though. We're the lucky ones.
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Lush City » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:08 pm

Finally after a whole week of heat the onshore returns today and it's a comfortable 72F. This is sick weather. Nothing but extremes anymore.
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Post by Rusty_Shackleford » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:37 pm

15cm of snow and a -37C windchill.

Fuck.

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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:56 pm

11 degrees with winds at 28 gusting to 60. Wind chill unknown except for cold as balls.
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:27 pm

Global warming my ass! Thanks Al Gore.
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by booznik » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:36 am

In this room, the humidity is 29%.

Disgusting.

Nobody wants weather that is Dry.
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Savage » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:34 am

Hah! Humidity of 25 is what we wish for here. I think it's about 10, with 75-85 degrees, and it is freaking February. I hate living here. Amazing that my kids in Virginia are up to their earlobes in snow.
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Miklo » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:59 am

high 70s to low 80s, haven't turned my heater on in weeks. Beautiful weather here on the west coast...
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Re: Your local weather reports

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:59 am

It turns out that, NSA Agent, booznik can control the weather!
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