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[oettinger]

For purposes of this Section, “Alcohol” shall mean any drinkable, device or substance prepared for the primary purpose of producing a visual or auditory sensation by consumption

This!

[scream ale]

Hot, hotter and fuck this.

Dude what did we say about advertising your body on heree?!?!

I distinctly recall being told to go with it.

[Lush City]

Stage 2 Fire Restrictions
At 5:30pm on Thursday, June 28, 2018, the Town of Frisco enacted stage 2 fire restrictions.

Public Notice

At any time during which a Stage 2 notice is posted, it shall be unlawful to:

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This is not San Francisco where those that don't live there refer to that shit hole. This sounds like some town in the very dry South West somewhere around the treasure of Sierra Madre. I'm way too drunk right now to carry on an intelligent conversation.

[oettinger]

Hot, hotter and fuck this.

Dude what did we say about advertising your body on heree?!?!

I distinctly recall being told to go with it.

I`m super hot too now. Blue sky and no rain for the next week, I`ll die on work tomorrow.

The farmers already complain about lost harvest

[scream ale]

Dude what did we say about advertising your body on heree?!?!

I distinctly recall being told to go with it.

I`m super hot too now. Blue sky and no rain for the next week, I`ll die on work tomorrow.

The farmers already complain about lost harvest

Oh yeah, next week is gonna be a motherfucker in that warehouse. I feel bad for those people that have to stand in front of the dryer all day.

[Lush City]

Today was perfect SoCal weather and for what this area is known. There have been few chemtrails left by jets that are used to manipulate the weather lately. The sky was just so clear and blue but enough moisture in the air coming off the ocean to cool the intense sunshine. This is why everyone wants to live here and property values are off the map. What is most important is that everyone have access to booze no matter the weather.

[Patchez]

Heat wave hitting just as I start work. At least it's overnight so I miss some of the swamp balliness.

Just out of curiosity, what is the temperature of your "heat wave"?

We are in the middle of a cold snap out here. It cooled down to 98 degrees today.

Mid to high 90's with an almost 95 to 100% humidity making it feel 10 degrees hotter. Plus inside a factory that raises the temps by another 20 degrees. So for me in the evenings this weekend it was about 115 in the plant. Sweating like a whore in San Diego during Fleet Week and working with 480 volts is not fun. Kinda nerve wracking actually.

To sum it up "Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer."

[waahoohah]

"Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer."

This, I like. I will steal this. In exchange, I give you the weather here:
"Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire."

[Patchez]

"Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer."

This, I like. I will steal this. In exchange, I give you the weather here:
"Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire."

That is one of my Dad's favorites. I'll take it. You have a deal.

[mistah willies]

"Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer."

This, I like. I will steal this. In exchange, I give you the weather here:
"Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire."

That is one of my Dad's favorites. I'll take it. You have a deal.

¿Más caliente que el ano del diablo?

[Lush City]

Well, the hot dry desert making weather finally caught up to the S. West Coast. It is hotter than a screaming banshee being goosed by a gnome! Yet, it only hit 91deg. on the beach today because of a semi weak onshore that didn't carry very far inland making for some angry pissed off people. Fortunately, they all decided to stay home and make use of their A/C and avoid the hassle of driving to the beach, parking and then throwing themselves into the water only to have themselves pounded into stupor city by powerful angry surf.

Going to Anaheim Stadium tomorrow for a 4:15 game Dodgers vs. Angels. Weather forecast: 110F!

Here's a tip in hot weather: cork, stopper or screw down your booze tightly to avoid unnecessary evaporation. Refrigeration is a good help. Don't lose your booze to the heat!

[scream ale]

Been pretty warm, nothing you'd call a heatwave. Humid as shit. Keep hearing about thunderstorms for the past few days but I have yet to see any. All lies. Lies!

[Lush City]

The moist weather was pushed East by a huge onshore push of ocean air. It was a long tine in coning but the desert conditions have been reversed. Hope it goes far inland because they deserve the most relief. Nothing like ocean cooled air to make your day!

[mistah willies]

80's yesterday. I mean Fahrenheit, but music is cool.

Let's see: 85 minus 30 = 55. Cut that roughly in half and I get 27.

As a sip and let's say it was 29C.

Ya know what? Math gives me a headache.

Got me some cure-all for that.

The math, that is

[oettinger]

1 plus 1 = hot, root by triple drink = loaded. The formula that created drunk


How about that mathe W?


Super warm over here, getting burned in the sun