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[Badfellow]

Hottest day of the year at 91 F.

91 F? That's it?

Did you know while they were filming the movie Predator, it got so hot that Arnold accidentally fried his testicles? Sunny side up too. True story.

[Dear Booze]

Hottest day of the year at 91 F.

91 F? That's it?

Did you know while they were filming the movie Predator, it got so hot that Arnold accidentally fried his testicles? Sunny side up too. True story.

Way off topic, but I visited the place where Predator was filmed. https://images.app.goo.gl/g1ZghBmRwFaksGJW6

[RIPT2.0]

96 F here. In the 90's every fucking day. Sometimes in the 100's.

[scream ale]

^^^ That's a touch warm. The last few days were nice. Not too hot, not too humid. Today is in the 90's and not so nice. But it is Saturday so that's a big plus.

[Hugh]

Air conditioner running on high all day and it's still 80 degrees - INSIDE.

[Lush City]

SoCal is getting baked! Whenever it gets over 85F people start whining. The humidity is what is killing everyone. The smoke from all the fires aren't helping either. Your only hope is to get shitfaced drunk, go numb and pass out somewhere nice and soft and hope for a cool morning wake up.
This is what I call the shit season of mean and nasty weather. People get mean and nasty too. It's like they are all turning into Jimmy Lester just mean and nasty as they please.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Way off topic, but I visited the place where Predator was filmed. https://images.app.goo.gl/g1ZghBmRwFaksGJW6

Mr. Boozificator and I visited the town where Ben Hur was filmed. Or maybe not filmed but somethinged.
yeah probably somethinged. It was in Indiana. I don't recall.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Crawfordsville

[Dear Booze]

As the massive fires continues to burn, the great central San Joaquin Valley is becoming a giant bowl of smoke.

I woke up this morning and turned on the TV to get a quick update on the infernos and was excited to see that our air quality has changed. It is no longer "unsafe". It received an upgrade to "extremely unsafe."

I'm not sure if that is the highest point of unsafe or if there is, perhaps, something more. Maybe "super unsafe," "super-duper unsafe," "the most unsafe," "the most unsafe ever," "this shit will kill you," "you're gonna die," and "FUCK AIR."

[oettinger]

Shouldn`t be all the woods in cali be burned after all these fires every year? Like nothing left to burn?!

[scream ale]

Shouldn`t be all the woods in cali be burned after all these fires every year? Like nothing left to burn?!

Arnold replants everything in the spring time.

[Artful Drunktective]

Shouldn`t be all the woods in cali be burned after all these fires every year? Like nothing left to burn?!

Arnold replants everything in the spring time.

He has to because he was the one who flamethrowed everything in the first place.

[Dear Booze]

As the massive fires continues to burn, the great central San Joaquin Valley is becoming a giant bowl of smoke.

I woke up this morning and turned on the TV to get a quick update on the infernos and was excited to see that our air quality has changed. It is no longer "unsafe". It received an upgrade to "extremely unsafe."

I'm not sure if that is the highest point of unsafe or if there is, perhaps, something more. Maybe "super unsafe," "super-duper unsafe," "the most unsafe," "the most unsafe ever," "this shit will kill you," "you're gonna die," and "FUCK AIR."

And now it's raining. Seriously?

Funny thing is, earlier today, Oett asked me what would happen if it rained. Would it come down like mud?

Yep. Stinky muddy water. Kind of like when you hose out your Weber Barbeque grill.

[Lush City]

As the massive fires continues to burn, the great central San Joaquin Valley is becoming a giant bowl of smoke.

I woke up this morning and turned on the TV to get a quick update on the infernos and was excited to see that our air quality has changed. It is no longer "unsafe". It received an upgrade to "extremely unsafe."

I'm not sure if that is the highest point of unsafe or if there is, perhaps, something more. Maybe "super unsafe," "super-duper unsafe," "the most unsafe," "the most unsafe ever," "this shit will kill you," "you're gonna die," and "FUCK AIR."

And now it's raining. Seriously?

Funny thing is, earlier today, Oett asked me what would happen if it rained. Would it come down like mud?

Yep. Stinky muddy water. Kind of like when you hose out your Weber Barbecue grill.

Well, for some reason my condo started to smell like smoldering carpet. I looked all over and by the time I found it next to chair where I began, so I grabbed my fire extinguisher and quickly put it out. It started on a cotton towel I used to save the carpet from charring. Wow! Something fucked up. I got a big charred spot on my carpet now. Shameful!

[Artful Drunktective]

(The fire) started on a cotton towel I used to save the carpet from charring.

Uhhh...