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Feels like 4 degrees? Is that all? Pchaaah!
Just joking. That is bloody awful. I remember sticking my finger up a snowman's ass many o' time and it was never pleasant. Keep the fires burning over there!
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Okole maluna!
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I've calculated my drinking shcedule for this holiday weekend and realized that a have few scant hours where I'm awake and it is above zero F all weelend., and with wind it's too cold t drink out side so i will go drink outside and make drunk snowangels and hope for the best and run back in and have ham and cheese melts
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It was 82 degrees on the coast today, if only for a short while. It has rapidly cooled down and headed to a chilling 52 low. Continued cloudy minds and dry throats through the night requiring large amounts of booze. Stay well stocked my friends!
The skies are hazy with jet spray bullshit to fuck up the the climate. There has been no rain so far this season allowing for wildfires to run wild.
Go here to find out what I mean http://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/
The skies are hazy with jet spray bullshit to fuck up the the climate. There has been no rain so far this season allowing for wildfires to run wild.
Go here to find out what I mean http://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/
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Cold. Cold AF. Just staying in and drinking
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So I'm sitting here in my shorts drunk as a skunk with all the windows open. The temp is about 75F right now. It's all fake weather by those that control us. Stock up on booze because you never want to be short when mother nature fucks up the delivery systems!
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Muddy. REall fuckin muddy. Wife got stuck and we had a hell of a time. Got here out. Sweet, sweet alcohol is my reward
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Another cold spell. But fuck it, got enough smoke n drink for the weekend. I`ll not set one single toe outside
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It was 50 something degrees in Durango, Colorado today. We haven't had hardly any snow either. A really strange winter. But, I'm not complaining since I have to drive in the shit.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Hey that's like BBQ and flip flop weather! Everyone is driving with their windows down.
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Now that's my kind of thinking. You will live a long life.
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Yeah it's too hot or cold where you are suck it up and drink weirdos you're alive.
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