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[RIPT2.0]

Don't fuck with Trump. He's making the Krauts reverse their import tax on US vehicles! LOL!

[oettinger]

Don't fuck with Trump. He's making the Krauts reverse their import tax on US vehicles! LOL!

Your BMW will get a rarity now. Don`t sell now, wait

[RIPT2.0]

I drive a Ford 150 pickup Otter!

[oettinger]

Sell now, it won`t get any rarer!

[Lush City]

It's the beginning of Summer and SoCal beaches are covered with heavy overcast in the early morning extending into late afternoon. You would think this was Winter but it is typical June Gloom. It's perfect for sleeping off a weekend bender. The Sun won't disturb your sleep into the late morning. It makes for a perfect day to drink your troubles away!

[Hugh]

It's the beginning of Summer and SoCal beaches are covered with heavy overcast in the early morning extending into late afternoon. You would think this was Winter but it is typical June Gloom. It's perfect for sleeping off a weekend bender. The Sun won't disturb your sleep into the late morning. It makes for a perfect day to drink your troubles away!

Precisely! I even had to close my windows today because it was not hot enough to leave them open. (That and the screaming crackhead outside my bedroom.) There was a burst of evil sunshine at 11 A.M., but it lasted only a few minutes. I'm in Hillcrest, where are you?

[oettinger]

It's the beginning of Summer and SoCal beaches are covered with heavy overcast in the early morning extending into late afternoon. You would think this was Winter but it is typical June Gloom. It's perfect for sleeping off a weekend bender. The Sun won't disturb your sleep into the late morning. It makes for a perfect day to drink your troubles away!

Precisely! I even had to close my windows today because it was not hot enough to leave them open. (That and the screaming crackhead outside my bedroom.) There was a burst of evil sunshine at 11 A.M., but it lasted only a few minutes. I'm in Hillcrest, where are you?

I read that San Diego is one of the better places to live in. Why move to Alaska, aside from the raging crackhead?

[Badfellow]

It's fookin' hot out there, mate. Tottering somewhere around 100 F. Time to drink ice cold beer and dive into the pool before my balls spontaneously combust.

[Hugh]

It's the beginning of Summer and SoCal beaches are covered with heavy overcast in the early morning extending into late afternoon. You would think this was Winter but it is typical June Gloom. It's perfect for sleeping off a weekend bender. The Sun won't disturb your sleep into the late morning. It makes for a perfect day to drink your troubles away!

Precisely! I even had to close my windows today because it was not hot enough to leave them open. (That and the screaming crackhead outside my bedroom.) There was a burst of evil sunshine at 11 A.M., but it lasted only a few minutes. I'm in Hillcrest, where are you?

I read that San Diego is one of the better places to live in. Why move to Alaska, aside from the raging crackhead?

I only dream of moving to Alaska (or the desert or the Appalachians) when I'm drunk in the middle of the night and wonder how many different ways I can hit the reset button on life. Right now I have no desire to escape to [INSERT DESTINATION HERE], but I've only poured the first glass of wine. It will be hours before my next "How can I escape to [INSERT DESTINATION HERE]" thread.

Damb, I'm an idiot.

[Patchez]

Heat wave hitting just as I start work. At least it's overnight so I miss some of the swamp balliness.

[Dear Booze]

Heat wave hitting just as I start work. At least it's overnight so I miss some of the swamp balliness.

Just out of curiosity, what is the temperature of your "heat wave"?

We are in the middle of a cold snap out here. It cooled down to 98 degrees today.

[scream ale]

Hot, hotter and fuck this.

[calx]

Gonna be 110+ all week next week. Good times!

[whiskeyprick]

Stage 2 Fire Restrictions
At 5:30pm on Thursday, June 28, 2018, the Town of Frisco enacted stage 2 fire restrictions.

Public Notice

At any time during which a Stage 2 notice is posted, it shall be unlawful to:

1. Build, maintain, attend or use any outdoor fire, including but not limited to a campfire, or a fire in a charcoal grill, coal or wood burning stove including, without limitation, the use of any such fire, grill or stove within developed camping or picnic grounds;

2. Dispose of any burning object outdoors, including without limitation, any cigarette, marijuana, cigar or match;

3. Use or sell any fireworks, or to use any explosive requiring a fuse or blasting cap, including without limitation any rocket or exploding target;

4. Operate a chainsaw without an approved spark arrestor, five (5) gallons of water, a “2A10BC” classified dry chemical fire extinguisher, and a round point shovel with an overall length of at least 36 inches at hand and ready for use; for purposes of this subsection, “at hand and ready for use” shall mean, with respect to the fire extinguisher, that the fire extinguisher is immediately available to the chainsaw operator at all times and, with respect to the water and shovel, that such items are readily accessible by the operator and may be obtained by the operator and brought to the site of operation within one minute;

5. Weld or operate an acetylene or other torch with an open flame outdoors; or

6. Inflate or propel a hot air balloon.

The prohibition on fires that is set forth in subsection “D” above shall not include fires contained within (i) a liquid-fueled or gas-fueled stove, or (ii) a fireplace contained within a fully enclosed building. The prohibition on fireworks that is set forth in subsection “D” above shall not include commercial, professional and municipal fireworks displays that have received specific written approval from the Summit County Sheriff.

For purposes of this Section, an “Open Fire” shall be defined as any outdoor fire, including but not limited to campfires, warming fires, bonfires, or the prescribed burning of fence rows, fields, wildlands, trash or debris.

For purposes of this Section, “Fireworks” shall mean any article, device or substance prepared for the primary purpose of producing a visual or auditory sensation by combustion, explosion, deflagration or detonations, including, without limitation, the following articles and devices commonly known and used as fireworks: toy cannons or toy canes in which explosives are used, blank cartridges, the type of balloon which requires fire underneath to propel the same, firecrackers, torpedoes, skyrockets, rockets, Roman candles, sparklers, fountains, Day-Glo bombs, cigarette loads and torches, or other fireworks of like construction, and any fireworks containing any explosive or flammable compound, or any tablets or other device containing any explosive substance. “Fireworks” shall not include any toy caps that do not contain more than twenty-five hundredths of a grain of explosive compound per cap; trick matches, trick noisemakers, toy smoke devices and novelty auto alarms; or highway flares, railway fuses, ship distress signals, smoke candles and other emergency signal devices.

[oettinger]

Hot, hotter and fuck this.

Dude what did we say about advertising your body on heree?!?!