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Re: Your local weather reports

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scream ale wrote:
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:04 am
Good job dodging the hurricane!
Indeed. *whew* and it looks like that island she protects missed her.

Unsubstantiated Russian social media not-fake news outlets purported that the hurricane was thwarted by a mighty woman raising up a half full bottle of vodka in one hand while gargling from it from the highest point of the land, while winging them empties into the eye of the hurricane with her free hand.

Thus bruised, it wimpered and snuck quietly away from her admonishments, which were mixed with with a tinge of feeling bad for the poor thing.

You see, it kept looking back with it's blackeye, sniffling.

Such is the Arty D.

A force of nature unto herself. Hurricane warrior.

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Bubblez wrote:
Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:50 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:47 pm
Amazingly we were unscathed. Other places, not so lucky. The price for Paradise I guess? Thanks for checking in!
I thought the price of paradise was high cost of booze..

Hot and shitty in the morning with continued hot and shitty for the rest of the week..back to you in the newsroom Chuck
Ah, yes, a little payback. Now it's the East's turn to suffer insufferable humidity and heat. The Southwest has put in their time. Now we are getting the onshore breeze on the coast and it is balmy and mild. It's all manipulated climate engineering. It's those chemtrails in the sky! Beat the weather wherever you are and stay stocked up with booze and ice.
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Typical end of summer weather for this area. Super hot then not so bad then a few days of stupid heat then shit starts looking up then it sucks ass again.
Heading toward some suck ass last I checked, but this is the Rochester area give it 5 minutes things could change.

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Autunm hit us badly, it rains and rains and rains, and it`s cold. Strange how quickly temperatures can plummet so quickly
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Rain and more rain. Enough with rain already.

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Indian Summer is upon us. After a nice few weeks of "normal" cooling temperatures, we are right back in the high 90s.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:12 pm
Indian Summer is upon us. After a nice few weeks of "normal" cooling temperatures, we are right back in the high 90s.

FUCK!
Same here but with a fuck ton more rain. The lawn is over grown as can be with no days in the near future to get out and mow it.
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Stoned ass weather to report tonight on the Westside of L.A. The days are heavy overcast and mild temps. The nights and early morns are foggy as fuck. It's all that seawater I tell ya! Time to increase your drinking or go home!
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I clicked the drink button
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There's a drink button?!?

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scream ale wrote:
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There's a drink button?!?
I dunno man, all I got was this low-alcohol-level signal light.
Maybe we're all supposed to put these parts together to make something?

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Last summer days I guess. From my new place I can see all these people jogging and riding bicycles while I drink and smoke to stay fit
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Freezing low temps and high below 40. Snow flurries, though not really anything accumulating once temps get above freezing.
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76 F and pushing, I think about planting palm trees
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Turning out to be a chilly autumn so far. I should probably get out enjoy it while I can. Yes I think I might just do that today.

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