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1. Don't hide it so well from yourself that you won't find it easily enough.
2. Don't hide it from yourself when you're drunk. You'll have to be drunk to remember where it is. Catch 22
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Nice to see you weathered it well. The Mother in Law is in the Bradenton area south of Tampa. The lost power as well some minor fence damage but nothing critical.
Cheers and Bacchus' continued Blessings upon you and yourn.
Cheers and Bacchus' continued Blessings upon you and yourn.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Can you imagine hiding booze from yourself? I can't. I'd have to be under some hypnotic spell or some mind altering drug for that to happen. It's like a 6th sense always looking for booze.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:46 am^ ^ ^
Indeed. It's a rookie move to run out of booze. Stockpile is essential. But two rules:
1. Don't hide it so well from yourself that you won't find it easily enough.
2. Don't hide it from yourself when you're drunk. You'll have to be drunk to remember where it is. Catch 22
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Try the milkcartons. Hmm yummy is this booze, or is it just overdue?Lush City wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:33 pmCan you imagine hiding booze from yourself? I can't. I'd have to be under some hypnotic spell or some mind altering drug for that to happen. It's like a 6th sense always looking for booze.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:46 am^ ^ ^
Indeed. It's a rookie move to run out of booze. Stockpile is essential. But two rules:
1. Don't hide it so well from yourself that you won't find it easily enough.
2. Don't hide it from yourself when you're drunk. You'll have to be drunk to remember where it is. Catch 22
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Gray gray rain rain cold cold.
Hey cool, atleast I don`t sit on a vulcano, life`s good
Hey cool, atleast I don`t sit on a vulcano, life`s good
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It has been balmy dry fall weather in SoCal but booze availability has never been higher. This is opposed to other tragic situations like Puerto Rico. The booze availability index there is pretty close to 0. That means very few people are getting laid since they don't have a pot to piss in let alone buy booze.
May fair weather prevail and much booze find its way to you!
May fair weather prevail and much booze find its way to you!
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Lovely crisp autumn evening here, bonfire and bourbon.
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Enjoy that for me. I miss that so much! CheersThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:26 amLovely crisp autumn evening here, bonfire and bourbon.
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Well, here we go again. Santa Rosa is on fire and the smoke is getting pushed down through the valley and settling above my house. I'm beginning to feel like that cartoon character with his own black cloud above his head. The air is unbearable and the sky is dark.
The wildfires are devastating Northern California as winds push blazes through dry hills and wine country vineyards. The people up there, over 200 miles away, are being evacuated from their homes in record numbers. The crazy flames have already killed 21 people, destroyed more than 3,500 buildings and shut down the world-renowned wine-growing industry.
So far, the fires have burned about 170,000 acres, which is an area larger than the entire city of Chicago, home of Mrs. O'Leary's asshole cow.
The wildfires are devastating Northern California as winds push blazes through dry hills and wine country vineyards. The people up there, over 200 miles away, are being evacuated from their homes in record numbers. The crazy flames have already killed 21 people, destroyed more than 3,500 buildings and shut down the world-renowned wine-growing industry.
So far, the fires have burned about 170,000 acres, which is an area larger than the entire city of Chicago, home of Mrs. O'Leary's asshole cow.
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Good thing I don't drink wine. You forgot to mention how much Medical Mary Jane got lost. Sucking back some of the cloud over yer house make you forgetful?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:58 pmWell, here we go again. Santa Rosa is on fire and the smoke is getting pushed down through the valley and settling above my house. I'm beginning to feel like that cartoon character with his own black cloud above his head. The air is unbearable and the sky is dark.
The wildfires are devastating Northern California as winds push blazes through dry hills and wine country vineyards. The people up there, over 200 miles away, are being evacuated from their homes in record numbers. The crazy flames have already killed 21 people, destroyed more than 3,500 buildings and shut down the world-renowned wine-growing industry.
So far, the fires have burned about 170,000 acres, which is an area larger than the entire city of Chicago, home of Mrs. O'Leary's asshole cow.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Oh shit. I got busy eating Pringles and lost track of time.Patchez wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:04 pmGood thing I don't drink wine. You forgot to mention how much Medical Mary Jane got lost. Sucking back some of the cloud over yer house make you forgetful?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:58 pmWell, here we go again. Santa Rosa is on fire and the smoke is getting pushed down through the valley and settling above my house. I'm beginning to feel like that cartoon character with his own black cloud above his head. The air is unbearable and the sky is dark.
The wildfires are devastating Northern California as winds push blazes through dry hills and wine country vineyards. The people up there, over 200 miles away, are being evacuated from their homes in record numbers. The crazy flames have already killed 21 people, destroyed more than 3,500 buildings and shut down the world-renowned wine-growing industry.
So far, the fires have burned about 170,000 acres, which is an area larger than the entire city of Chicago, home of Mrs. O'Leary's asshole cow.
DRINK!
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All that northern Cali weed gone, the only silver lining would be getting a bit of a contact buzz from the smoke.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:13 pmOh shit. I got busy eating Pringles and lost track of time.Patchez wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:04 pmGood thing I don't drink wine. You forgot to mention how much Medical Mary Jane got lost. Sucking back some of the cloud over yer house make you forgetful?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:58 pmWell, here we go again. Santa Rosa is on fire and the smoke is getting pushed down through the valley and settling above my house. I'm beginning to feel like that cartoon character with his own black cloud above his head. The air is unbearable and the sky is dark.
The wildfires are devastating Northern California as winds push blazes through dry hills and wine country vineyards. The people up there, over 200 miles away, are being evacuated from their homes in record numbers. The crazy flames have already killed 21 people, destroyed more than 3,500 buildings and shut down the world-renowned wine-growing industry.
So far, the fires have burned about 170,000 acres, which is an area larger than the entire city of Chicago, home of Mrs. O'Leary's asshole cow.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Think of all that ash fertilizing the valleys like some sort of Vesuvian cycle.
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Raining here in PA. Thinking drunken trip across the state to stand equally drunk in a stream trying to outsmart a fish.
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Summer is coming back here in mid october, wtf. I`ll wear shorts for work on monday
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