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[oettinger]

7 other billion people just didn`t give a shit

I will punch those people.

[Artful Drunktective]

7 other billion people just didn`t give a shit

I will punch those people.

Whatchu talkin' about Willis?

[Dear Booze]

7 other billion people just didn`t give a shit

I will punch those people.

Whatchu talkin' about Willis?

https://youtu.be/OrjmeGKoR1E

[Lush City]

...

You'll wind up with dear booze burying lifeless call girls in the desert outside Vegas

You can bet on that!

[Nausea]

There's a big ol' fire out here. I'm on pre-evacuation notice.

[Lush City]

There's a big ol' fire out here. I'm on pre-evacuation notice.

So what happened? Where are you located in general? Can you still get booze or are you cut off? This could be catastrophic! Break out the emergency supply!

[oettinger]

Emergency supply? You mean the stuff behind the drawers I drank a month ago. I re-filled the vodka bottles with water

[Nausea]

There's a big ol' fire out here. I'm on pre-evacuation notice.

So what happened? Where are you located in general? Can you still get booze or are you cut off? This could be catastrophic! Break out the emergency supply!

The fire is still raging on. I'm located in SW Colorado. They call it the "416 Fire". I can still get booze and have been drinking like it's any other weekend :]

[scream ale]

There's a big ol' fire out here. I'm on pre-evacuation notice.

So what happened? Where are you located in general? Can you still get booze or are you cut off? This could be catastrophic! Break out the emergency supply!

The fire is still raging on. I'm located in SW Colorado. They call it the "416 Fire". I can still get booze and have been drinking like it's any other weekend :]

Good work dodging the flames!

[Nausea]

The fire is actually closer to me than ever -- I could hike to it in about 20 minutes. I'm probably going to be evacuated.

[Badfellow]

The fire is actually closer to me than ever -- I could hike to it in about 20 minutes. I'm probably going to be evacuated.

Resist the temptation to roast marshmellows and keep us posted.

[Lush City]

There was a wild brush fire in Beverly Hills and adjacent canyons last week and it inconvenienced many Hollywood celebrities to evacuate. They are recovering today and blaming Trump for all their misery. That makes it all OK.

[calx]

I rained today! In AZ! Gods be praised!

[whiskeyprick]

We got some much needed rain yesterday but not near enough. At least the Colorado wildfires near me are under control, thanks to all the quick and brave firefighters we are fortunate to have. Cheers to them!

[oettinger]

There was a wild brush fire in Beverly Hills and adjacent canyons last week and it inconvenienced many Hollywood celebrities to evacuate. They are recovering today and blaming Trump for all their misery. That makes it all OK.

You make me laugh. They probably had to evacuate across country to the Hamptons but got floods there, damn Trump again