Learn something every day

[Lush City]

Never let the right hand know what the left had doeth. Yes, it's always the first time...

[ThirstyDrunk]

I learn more everyday

[oettinger]

Today I learned nothing sadly, I`m more active in the forgetting stuff business

[Lush City]

I've learned that I drink to forget. Therefore I haven't learned a thing while drinking.

[NYDingbat]

Today I learned I'm fucked up and drinking like a pig.

Wait, pigs drink?

Welp. I learned something today.

[Patchez]

I learned you can lead a pig to booze but you can't MAKE them drink.

[oldsmartskunk]

Large amount of assholes around me is usually indicator i don't drink enough. Damn, they're everywhere! Where the hell are my booze glasses?

[Lush City]

Today I learned that if you drink and pay in cash, the change may have a counterfeit bill. I got burned for a bogus $10 bill when I tried to spend it somewhere else. It's impossible to prove to the bartender the next day. Got to look at your money, folks. This bill was so bogus it was screaming, "I'm fake!"

[Mr. Viking]

Wait, pigs drink?

Welp. I learned something today.

pigs love drinking
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... re-2262441

[Lush City]

It's possible to fight a bear for a salmon.
https://youtu.be/rPZNjtODzFI

[Patchez]

Every year hundred of thousands salmon are killed by bears. However salmon attacks on bears are much rarer.

[oettinger]

Every year hundred of thousands salmon are killed by bears. However salmon attacks on bears are much rarer.

That`s the reason the country of oett is asking for bear to be taken to the international court of justice. Also bear is banned in most supermarkets.

[Mr Boozificator]

My girlfriend just today learned that "pinot noir" is NOT Italian for black penis.

I learned that There are three power grids in america, and one of them is Texas.

What the fuck did you learn today?

Well I have just learned that you have a girlfriend who is wondering about the kind of grapes they use for wine in Burgundy. This former sentence contains two disturbing pieces of information.

[Palinka (RIP)]

My girlfriend just today learned that "pinot noir" is NOT Italian..,

...the kind of grapes they use for wine in Burgundy...

To be fair, the whole growing "pinoir noir" in California, was a pretty big part of the MacGuffin of the, wine-based, movie, "Sideways".

Anyway, damned good to see you, Mr Boozificator. I hope that we'll see you around a bit more often. And, if you find yourself with a few moments to spare, please give me a Skype-call; it's been far too long, my dear olfd friend. I hope that all is good both for and with you and S & J.
cheers,
P.

[Lush City]

I've learned that getting pleasantly toasted for most of the day without crashing and burning and puking in the toilet is a fine art. This website has assisted me in achieving this refined level of drunkard.