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Walk Like an Egyptian is actually how Egyptians walked according to highyoglyphics
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ThirstyBirdy wrote:
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Walk Like an Egyptian is actually how Egyptians walked according to highyoglyphics
I bet they poked each other in the eye alot.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:45 pm
ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:50 pm
Walk Like an Egyptian is actually how Egyptians walked according to highyoglyphics
I bet they poked each other in the eye alot.
Not to mention getting a nut shot if you followed someone too closely.
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Patchez wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 11:12 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:45 pm
ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:50 pm
Walk Like an Egyptian is actually how Egyptians walked according to highyoglyphics
I bet they poked each other in the eye alot.
Not to mention getting a nut shot if you followed someone too closely.
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I found out today that chocolate cake is very addictive. Just add chocolate ice cream and we are talking bender. I made chocolate ice cream sandwiches out of German bundt cakes which are intensely chocolate mini cakes bigger than cupcakes. Sliced them open and layered on the chocolate ice cream. Almost better than sex!
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I think I heard that German chocolate cake isn't named so because it's from Germany but the inventor was a guy by the name of German. I don't remember his full name. Mister German.
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Really? I thought it contained actual Germans, and that the cakes always run on time.
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Never heard of it
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This thread has made me hungry. I'm looking for chocolate right now.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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I think I heard that German chocolate cake isn't named so because it's from Germany but the inventor was a guy by the name of German. I don't remember his full name. Mister German.
German chocolate cake is okay, if you leave off the frosting. I hate coconut. But really, my black cocoa cake is way better.
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Savage wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 3:19 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:36 pm
I think I heard that German chocolate cake isn't named so because it's from Germany but the inventor was a guy by the name of German. I don't remember his full name. Mister German.
German chocolate cake is okay, if you leave off the frosting. I hate coconut. But really, my black cocoa cake is way better.
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I learned today that a drink in time saves nine.
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Lush City wrote:
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I learned today that a drink in time saves nine.
Nine what?

A drink in time saves nine hours in the drunk tank.
A drink in time saves nine hookers lives.
A drink in time saves ninety nine red luftballoons.
A drink in time saves nine baby puppies in a sack from the river.
A drink in time saves nine ugly people from forming meaningful relationships.
A drink in time saves nine cats that I bet hate my ex.
A drink in time saves nine ghosts from watching you poop.
A drink in time saves a double Rock-N-Rye and seven Carlings.
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Chose = perineum, end of story. Anything else just taint quite right.
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