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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Dale wrote:I learned that oettinger is a homosexual with a weird German accent like Roy from Siegfried and Roy.
Look, ze tigas!
HA! ze tigas! A dear friend of mine has a similar funny imitation.

Roy as a child: Papa I vant a vhite tiga!
Roy's Father: No little Roy you can't have a vhite tiga!
Roy: But Papa! I vant a vhite tiga vite now!
Roy's Father: No Roy. Ze vite tiga will eat you up!

I think from Roy's story if we hadn't known already, we learned to not put our heads any where near the maws of wild animals.
Thanks for that. I learned something new today but what's the use, after a couple o drinks, I won't be remembering anything anyway?

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Given enough beer and enough duct tape, you can learn to do ANYTHING!
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I learned to read ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics just using beer and duct tape.
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The Pyramid at Giza is built from duct tape and full of beer.
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Lokakote wrote: ... but what's the use, after a couple o drinks, I won't be remembering anything anyway?
Even if you don't remember it, it gets filed away in your unconscious, assuming the stimuli is sufficiently profound.

Or in other words, if you feed the chickens and do the dishes while you're blackout hammered over the anvil of a late night, are you still eating fried eggs from a clean plate in the morning?
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Badfellow wrote:The Pyramid at Giza is built from duct tape and full of beer.
The sphinx is still waiting for her dirty nile daiquiri, hurry now
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She is not patiently waiting she is just slightly buzzed
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I learned today that if you drink excessively and smoke bong hits you will get very fucked up.
I think I knew that but somehow forgot. I am sharing with you my reawakening.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Today - well, yesterday - I learned that I've been exposing myself to pedestrians for about two years. My windows aren't as opaque as I had been led to believe.

Thankfully, I don't mind being seen naked when I'm inebriated.

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Lush City wrote:I learned today that if you drink excessively and smoke bong hits you will get very fucked up.
I think I knew that but somehow forgot. I am sharing with you my reawakening.
Crazy! Didn`t know you were also drinking.
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oettinger wrote:
Lush City wrote:I learned today that if you drink excessively and smoke bong hits you will get very fucked up.
I think I knew that but somehow forgot. I am sharing with you my reawakening.
Crazy! Didn`t know you were also drinking.
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I learned today that it's technically not considered "nude grilling" if you have an apron covering up your netherlands.
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Badfellow wrote:I learned today that it's technically not considered "nude grilling" if you have an apron covering up your netherlands.

So did they force you to put more on or were you disqualified from the talent portion of Mr. Nude America for excessive costuming?
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Patchez wrote:
Badfellow wrote:I learned today that it's technically not considered "nude grilling" if you have an apron covering up your netherlands.

So did they force you to put more on or were you disqualified from the talent portion of Mr. Nude America for excessive costuming?
Let's just say I'm glad my name isn't Ben Dover.
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Badfellow wrote:
Patchez wrote:
Badfellow wrote:I learned today that it's technically not considered "nude grilling" if you have an apron covering up your netherlands.

So did they force you to put more on or were you disqualified from the talent portion of Mr. Nude America for excessive costuming?
Let's just say I'm glad my name isn't Ben Dover.

Hello Mr. Dover nice to meet you.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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