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Never let the right hand know what the left had doeth. Yes, it's always the first time...
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I learn more everyday
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Today I learned nothing sadly, I`m more active in the forgetting stuff business
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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I've learned that I drink to forget. Therefore I haven't learned a thing while drinking.
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Lush City wrote:Today I learned I'm fucked up and drinking like a pig.
Wait, pigs drink?

Welp. I learned something today.
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I learned you can lead a pig to booze but you can't MAKE them drink.
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Large amount of assholes around me is usually indicator i don't drink enough. Damn, they're everywhere! Where the hell are my booze glasses?

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Today I learned that if you drink and pay in cash, the change may have a counterfeit bill. I got burned for a bogus $10 bill when I tried to spend it somewhere else. It's impossible to prove to the bartender the next day. Got to look at your money, folks. This bill was so bogus it was screaming, "I'm fake!"
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NYDingbat wrote:Wait, pigs drink?

Welp. I learned something today.
pigs love drinking
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It's possible to fight a bear for a salmon.
https://youtu.be/rPZNjtODzFI
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Every year hundred of thousands salmon are killed by bears. However salmon attacks on bears are much rarer.
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Patchez wrote:Every year hundred of thousands salmon are killed by bears. However salmon attacks on bears are much rarer.
That`s the reason the country of oett is asking for bear to be taken to the international court of justice. Also bear is banned in most supermarkets.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:My girlfriend just today learned that "pinot noir" is NOT Italian for black penis.

I learned that There are three power grids in america, and one of them is Texas.

What the fuck did you learn today?
Well I have just learned that you have a girlfriend who is wondering about the kind of grapes they use for wine in Burgundy. This former sentence contains two disturbing pieces of information.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:My girlfriend just today learned that "pinot noir" is NOT Italian..,
...the kind of grapes they use for wine in Burgundy...
To be fair, the whole growing "pinoir noir" in California, was a pretty big part of the MacGuffin of the, wine-based, movie, "Sideways".

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I've learned that getting pleasantly toasted for most of the day without crashing and burning and puking in the toilet is a fine art. This website has assisted me in achieving this refined level of drunkard.
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