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Today I learned the more you drink the more fucked up you get. Maybe I'm just reminding myself. Hell, I can still type. WTF? I should be passing out soon . So much for this stream of consciousness typing, my fingers are getting tired...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Talking about repeating, waking up drunk off yer arse at noon is a brilliant way to kick off a Saturday.

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Bur wrote:Talking about repeating, waking up drunk off yer arse at noon is a brilliant way to kick off a Saturday.
You didn`t just learn that, you knew it already
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Mantra + Yantra = Tantra
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Hungadunga... hungadunga... hungadunga... hungadunga.......

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And McCormick.
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I don`t learn, I try to forget
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No one is learning anything here anymore. You're all a bunch of... who know what you all are. You're a really scary bunch of drunks! I learned today that ... oh hell I forgot!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I learned that Chris Tucker can actually sing.
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You can control gout with diet and cheap watery beer.
Cheers
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:You can control gout with diet and cheap watery beer.
Cheers
my dad got caught without his prescription gout pills. When he went to the pharmacy they suggested Feminax Express, a popular brand of period pain pill as the next best thing
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Mr. Viking wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:You can control gout with diet and cheap watery beer.
Cheers
my dad got caught without his prescription gout pills. When he went to the pharmacy they suggested Feminax Express, a popular brand of period pain pill as the next best thing
Is that like Motrin -( ibuprofen NSAID)?
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I learned today that setting up a Skype account and to get it working is a pain in the ass and will cut into your drinking time. I'd rather drink than chat. So leave me alone!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Pigs don't sweat, it is a mistake based on a word phrase or idiom etc. used in the English language.
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Google mike the head less chicken. Good story I'm going to festival next year
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