ah, children are fun, just like drunk little real peopleGinSoakedGirl wrote:I will be on a coach for 8 hours escorting children on a school trip for a week. So y'know, lots of fun there.
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"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Girlie's and my band are playing a gig for a charity event. Proceeds benefit a foundation who provide therapy for children using horse riding. They're gonna feed us lots of great food. Year 2 for us; last year was a blast. After we get home and unload the gear, I'm gonna load up on Bourbon.
What exactly I've done to deserve such a terrific life escapes me, but I make sure I say thanks often.
What exactly I've done to deserve such a terrific life escapes me, but I make sure I say thanks often.
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Savage wrote:Friday: Funeral.
Saturday: Forced Family Togetherness, with tears and so on.
Sunday: Faux Irish Feast. Drunkeness.
And you?
Strength and power to to you, for all of the above.
And also, to your good man. He's got a good woman.
Me?
I got a good woman, and she will be making biscuits with sausage gravy in a cople of hours. Shes killing me with love.
or is it, loving me with kill?
DPne with work. now for sleep . Got some drinking to do in a bit.
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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Re: Planned anything?
Well these children are 15, so half of them probably are drunk.Mr. Viking wrote:ah, children are fun, just like drunk little real peopleGinSoakedGirl wrote:I will be on a coach for 8 hours escorting children on a school trip for a week. So y'know, lots of fun there.
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In response to the OP, same thing I do every day, Pinky...errrm...I meant tdcwillies...
I'll have some more Claret mixed 50/50 with vodka, thank you.
I'll have some more Claret mixed 50/50 with vodka, thank you.
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Re: Planned anything?
Classic brutal hammer! Haven't had one of those for a while!Palinka wrote:In response to the OP, same thing I do every day, Pinky...errrm...I meant tdcwillies...
I'll have some more Claret mixed 50/50 with vodka, thank you.
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Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
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Woke up hammered, now hammered again!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Hammer!
Thor is no Pinkie Commie!
Avast ye
(chug)
Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!
there's spillage so there will be pillage
Cheep beer awaitrs
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tdcwillies wrote:Woke up hammered, now hammered again!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Hammer!
Thor is no Pinkie Commie!
Avast ye
(chug)
Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!
there's spillage so there will be pillage
Cheep beer awaitrs
Right on man HAMMER
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Me three!tdcwillies wrote:Woke up hammered, now hammered again!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Hammer!
Thor is no Pinkie Commie!
Avast ye
(chug)
Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!
there's spillage so there will be pillage
Cheep beer awaitrs
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Three men in a leaky boat, across the seven seas of Ethyl.Lush City wrote:Me three!tdcwillies wrote:Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
there's spillage so there will be pillage
Cheep beer awaitrs
Avast ye Dries asunder!
(Off to bed. Cheers, you gawd blessed Drunkards. Don't forget to turn off the lights. You are the Kings and Queens of New England, and the Princesses and Princes of Maine.)
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Never thought of that before, but small children do resemble drunkards in several ways. They tend to babble about god-knows-what, they gobble all the attention in the room, they have a regrettable tendency to piss their drawers, and you certainly would never give one of them the keys to your car. Also, they are prone to crying about who-knows-what, and need consoling, lest they begin to thrash about and break things.
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And they nick your beer!Savage wrote:Never thought of that before, but small children do resemble drunkards in several ways. They tend to babble about god-knows-what, they gobble all the attention in the room, they have a regrettable tendency to piss their drawers, and you certainly would never give one of them the keys to your car. Also, they are prone to crying about who-knows-what, and need consoling, lest they begin to thrash about and break things.
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Damned drunken kids. Ah, well, what ya gonna do. Just clean up their high chair and lie them down on their side so they don't drown in their own vomit...One for the Frog wrote:And they nick your beer!Savage wrote:Never thought of that before, but small children do resemble drunkards in several ways. They tend to babble about god-knows-what, they gobble all the attention in the room, they have a regrettable tendency to piss their drawers, and you certainly would never give one of them the keys to your car. Also, they are prone to crying about who-knows-what, and need consoling, lest they begin to thrash about and break things.
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Hammer time...tdcwillies wrote:Woke up hammered, now hammered again!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Hammer!
Thor is no Pinkie Commie!
Avast ye
(chug)
Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!
there's spillage so there will be pillage
Cheep beer awaitrs
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