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GinSoakedGirl wrote:I will be on a coach for 8 hours escorting children on a school trip for a week. So y'know, lots of fun there.
ah, children are fun, just like drunk little real people
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Girlie's and my band are playing a gig for a charity event. Proceeds benefit a foundation who provide therapy for children using horse riding. They're gonna feed us lots of great food. Year 2 for us; last year was a blast. After we get home and unload the gear, I'm gonna load up on Bourbon.

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Savage wrote:Friday: Funeral.
Saturday: Forced Family Togetherness, with tears and so on.
Sunday: Faux Irish Feast. Drunkeness.

And you?

Strength and power to to you, for all of the above.

And also, to your good man. He's got a good woman.

Me?

I got a good woman, and she will be making biscuits with sausage gravy in a cople of hours. Shes killing me with love.

or is it, loving me with kill?

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Mr. Viking wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:I will be on a coach for 8 hours escorting children on a school trip for a week. So y'know, lots of fun there.
ah, children are fun, just like drunk little real people
Well these children are 15, so half of them probably are drunk.
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In response to the OP, same thing I do every day, Pinky...errrm...I meant tdcwillies...

I'll have some more Claret mixed 50/50 with vodka, thank you.
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Palinka wrote:In response to the OP, same thing I do every day, Pinky...errrm...I meant tdcwillies...

I'll have some more Claret mixed 50/50 with vodka, thank you.
Classic brutal hammer! Haven't had one of those for a while!
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Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Woke up hammered, now hammered again!

Hammer!

Thor is no Pinkie Commie!

Avast ye

(chug)

Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!

there's spillage so there will be pillage

Cheep beer awaitrs

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tdcwillies wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Woke up hammered, now hammered again!

Hammer!

Thor is no Pinkie Commie!

Avast ye

(chug)

Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!

there's spillage so there will be pillage

Cheep beer awaitrs

Right on man HAMMER
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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tdcwillies wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Woke up hammered, now hammered again!

Hammer!

Thor is no Pinkie Commie!

Avast ye

(chug)

Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!

there's spillage so there will be pillage

Cheep beer awaitrs
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Lush City wrote:
tdcwillies wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!

there's spillage so there will be pillage

Cheep beer awaitrs
Me three!
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Avast ye Dries asunder!

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Never thought of that before, but small children do resemble drunkards in several ways. They tend to babble about god-knows-what, they gobble all the attention in the room, they have a regrettable tendency to piss their drawers, and you certainly would never give one of them the keys to your car. Also, they are prone to crying about who-knows-what, and need consoling, lest they begin to thrash about and break things.
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Savage wrote:Never thought of that before, but small children do resemble drunkards in several ways. They tend to babble about god-knows-what, they gobble all the attention in the room, they have a regrettable tendency to piss their drawers, and you certainly would never give one of them the keys to your car. Also, they are prone to crying about who-knows-what, and need consoling, lest they begin to thrash about and break things.
And they nick your beer!

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One for the Frog wrote:
Savage wrote:Never thought of that before, but small children do resemble drunkards in several ways. They tend to babble about god-knows-what, they gobble all the attention in the room, they have a regrettable tendency to piss their drawers, and you certainly would never give one of them the keys to your car. Also, they are prone to crying about who-knows-what, and need consoling, lest they begin to thrash about and break things.
And they nick your beer!
Damned drunken kids. Ah, well, what ya gonna do. Just clean up their high chair and lie them down on their side so they don't drown in their own vomit...

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tdcwillies wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Everything is going according to plan I AM HAMMERED
Woke up hammered, now hammered again!

Hammer!

Thor is no Pinkie Commie!

Avast ye

(chug)

Avast ye, bottle of Jameson!

there's spillage so there will be pillage

Cheep beer awaitrs
Hammer time...

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