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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:48 am
Where is Mr. Viking anyway?
He's probably off raping leprechauns and bombing Catholics. You know how he likes to get into the holiday spirit.




Can't find a single frickin' place in town that will deliver a green cheese pizza with shamrock shaped pepperoni. Is that so much to ask?

This means that I'll probably have to assuage my disgruntlement with a super soaker full of day-glo kelly green dye/LSD turned upon the merry crowds of wannabe micks and frat cromag scumbags stumbling around in the streets today. Oh, and I'm drinking English gin. And I'm not wearing green. Or underwear.
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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My employed friends all took they day off so we've done some good day drinking.
Have moved on to the cigar bar now.
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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Yep. Shitty. Fuck. Shit. Drunk. God. Hell. Manage a Ford falcon. Fuck.
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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Due to an all day work staff meeting, I could not celebrate by guzzling Hasslehoff-style (mistah), being legless (Patchez), or going underwear-less (Badfellow)as tantalizing as that all sounds. Embarrassingly, I was also green-less.

Since I was unable to indulge in the aforementioned festivitahs ('til now), in the spirit of today I went to grab a Shamrock Shake from the only McDonald's in town because I've always wanted to try one. The girl at the counter told me (and all patrons in the surrounding area) that it was no longer available because it was a "limited time offer". Had I been ordering it any other day of the year like a total dickweed I would totally understand. But the one fkng day of the year anyone would ever even WANT a Shammy Shake... it would be today. Makes no sense whatsoever. All the white people in line were thoroughly disappointed. I guess they were out of the green ingredients because I successfully got a chocolate shake.

However, I still picked up some Mickey D burgers so perhaps I can attempt to go "Ultimate Hasselhoff" and ravage those burgers while lying on the floor guzzling, incoherently ranting and raving, squandering away all remaining shreds of dignity. Bring underwear-less** (see footnote) in to the equation would surpass The Hoff. He shoulda gone Commando. Or at least a tiger or leopard stripe bikini brief.

**"Clamando"- female word for going 'Commando' (Didn't and won't do that because A. freakin' gross and B. I'm a lady and C. no need to upstage the Hoff. I'm not competing for his title.)

Cheers Happy St. Pat's ladds and lassies. But don't persecute any pagans because that's totally not allowed. But be safe.

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There are five reasons why we drink:
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lest we be dry
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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Crap! I'm not even Irish but I'm feeling the hangover just reading this thread. Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:02 am

However, I still picked up some Mickey D burgers so perhaps I can attempt to go "Ultimate Hasselhoff" and ravage those burgers while lying on the floor guzzling, incoherently ranting and raving, squandering away all remaining shreds of dignity.
In my household this would be unheard off. We have floor-manners, please use the plastic fork!

No sorry, that`s not a napkin, that`s a dried-out pile of vomit.
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"In all this world, why I do think
There are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends,
good wine,
lest we be dry
and any other reason why".
# 5 for drunk`s sake give it a try
It was liquid hence we had to drink it
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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It's Paddy, not Patty. Patty is a girls name.
you all suck
i drank and ate evdythingggg
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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It's Paddy, not Patty. Patty is a girls name.
you all suck
i drank and ate evdythingggg
It`s evERYthing you drunck nutt
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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see thats what im talkin about you'are all a show you don't real queerdos
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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We need to get those queerdos and right away. Don't want any of those buggers sneaking up on me. Yikes!
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:02 am
..."In all this world, why I do think
There are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends,
good wine,
lest we be dry
and any other reason why".
I love your Macdonald tale... but, Fuck math!

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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:02 am

"Ultimate Hasselhoff"
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It was liquid hence we had to drink it
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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It was all downhill from here.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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Patchez wrote:
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It was all downhill from here.
I recognize that one guy. But who's the one with the beard?

Cheers fuckers!
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Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

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I was umpiring a hockey match and had to drive. Never gone out on st. Patrick's day, except that one time when I had a few special brews with Shane-o-matic in the bar acrooss the road from my flat and he wore a ridiculous green hat. Those were good times

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