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you know yer gettin' old

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when you start thinking that you're drinking too much, and you check yourself for bingo wings (oh thank god, I ain't got them yet)
and when you look at your handsome husband and realize that you think a heavily wrinkled old gent is hot.
and yeah, he is. both of those things.

But hey, I think Tommy Lee Jones is cute. Go figger.
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What's a bingo wing?
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?
Flabby skin under the arms bro.

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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Bingo Wings = Lunch Lady Arms (not quite there yet, but workin' on it)

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waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?

It's that rolling lump of flab that waves when you yell, "BINGO!' at Our Lady of the Valley on Thursday afternoons.

Odd aside, the only time I played bingo in public, was for the Daisy Scouts, in Okinawa. I won! A whole bunch of Lisa Frank school supplies. My little Daisy was thrilled.
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you know yer gettin' old
I know no such thing.

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Your favorite bars have become unrecognizable.
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Oggar wrote:Your favorite bars have become unrecognizable.
That's just the quintuple vision kicking in, my man.
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Funny, I was adding brown rum to shandy today and that's exactly what I started thinking. So now I'm just drinking the rum.
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waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?
HAWT, thats what.
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I tell you what's not hot. Bat wings on a hot day. You know what I mean.

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JimLahey wrote:I tell you what's not hot. Bat wings on a hot day. You know what I mean.
Put the mayonaise into the sun, we`re running out of "special sauce"
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When your Aspergers widowed eighty-five year old dad has a life about as interesting as yours.
When making potato salad or a chocolate cake is an event.
When cleaning out your file drawers satisfies you in a deep down way.
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Savage wrote:When your Aspergers widowed eighty-five year old dad has a life about as interesting as yours.
When making potato salad or a chocolate cake is an event.
When cleaning out your file drawers satisfies you in a deep down way.
When you walk the staircases instead of taking the elevator, counting every step and start from scratch when you miss-count just because you got the time for it.
When there are more pickles in your patato salad than actual potatos because an old person should atleast taste something.
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