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you know yer gettin' old

Post by Savage » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:19 am

when you start thinking that you're drinking too much, and you check yourself for bingo wings (oh thank god, I ain't got them yet)
and when you look at your handsome husband and realize that you think a heavily wrinkled old gent is hot.
and yeah, he is. both of those things.

But hey, I think Tommy Lee Jones is cute. Go figger.
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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by waahoohah » Fri May 15, 2015 9:52 pm

What's a bingo wing?
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by JimLahey » Fri May 15, 2015 10:37 pm

waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?
Flabby skin under the arms bro.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat May 16, 2015 4:19 am

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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by μεθύστακας » Sat May 16, 2015 7:44 am

Bingo Wings = Lunch Lady Arms (not quite there yet, but workin' on it)

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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by Savage » Mon May 18, 2015 3:08 am

waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?

It's that rolling lump of flab that waves when you yell, "BINGO!' at Our Lady of the Valley on Thursday afternoons.

Odd aside, the only time I played bingo in public, was for the Daisy Scouts, in Okinawa. I won! A whole bunch of Lisa Frank school supplies. My little Daisy was thrilled.
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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Mon May 18, 2015 1:01 pm

you know yer gettin' old
I know no such thing.

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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by Oggar » Fri May 22, 2015 2:51 am

Your favorite bars have become unrecognizable.
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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri May 22, 2015 2:40 pm

Oggar wrote:Your favorite bars have become unrecognizable.
That's just the quintuple vision kicking in, my man.
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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by Mr Boozificator » Fri May 22, 2015 4:14 pm

Funny, I was adding brown rum to shandy today and that's exactly what I started thinking. So now I'm just drinking the rum.
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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri May 22, 2015 9:25 pm

waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?
HAWT, thats what.
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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by JimLahey » Fri May 22, 2015 10:22 pm

I tell you what's not hot. Bat wings on a hot day. You know what I mean.

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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by oettinger » Sat May 23, 2015 9:46 am

JimLahey wrote:I tell you what's not hot. Bat wings on a hot day. You know what I mean.
Put the mayonaise into the sun, we`re running out of "special sauce"
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by Savage » Wed May 27, 2015 3:36 am

When your Aspergers widowed eighty-five year old dad has a life about as interesting as yours.
When making potato salad or a chocolate cake is an event.
When cleaning out your file drawers satisfies you in a deep down way.
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Re: you know yer gettin' old

Post by oettinger » Fri May 29, 2015 11:21 am

Savage wrote:When your Aspergers widowed eighty-five year old dad has a life about as interesting as yours.
When making potato salad or a chocolate cake is an event.
When cleaning out your file drawers satisfies you in a deep down way.
When you walk the staircases instead of taking the elevator, counting every step and start from scratch when you miss-count just because you got the time for it.
When there are more pickles in your patato salad than actual potatos because an old person should atleast taste something.
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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