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Two sentence horror stories: story number one

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Frank Kelly Rich woke up one day, and didn't feel like drinking. The world ended.
like tears in rain

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Story number two:

Bourbon gone. Liquor store closed.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

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peetie44 wrote:Story number two:

Bourbon gone. Liquor store closed.
Anakin/Vader variations on, "NOOOOOO....'
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Reality kicking in. Ruining much of 2015 and half of ´16.
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42 hours of drinking without sleeping. Family Dinner.

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Everyone got drunk in the woods. A bear came and raped all of them.

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Bur wrote:42 hours of drinking without sleeping. Family Dinner.
Good one, Add father in law and we have some nice desert to go with it
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Aaaaaaand there you go: Bur has dinner with the family
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A nano-virus renders all yeast extinct.

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Smatter Noguts wrote:A nano-virus renders all yeast extinct.
I have no problem with that one. Better yet, the only cure is to drink heavily for six months straight. The teetotalers will suffer a brutal death in the meantime. I call this Drunkard-Darwinism.
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meatier shower of the century struck the vegans. struck dumb at birth by a clap of thunder
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:meatier shower of the century struck the vegans. struck dumb at birth by a clap of thunder
How meaty was that shower, matey?

Worth a thunderous dose of the clap?
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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oettinger wrote:
Bur wrote:42 hours of drinking without sleeping. Family Dinner.
Good one, Add father in law and we have some nice desert to go with it
I like desert, but it always leaves my mouth so dry.
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I got a horror link for you: Beer horror
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Mother-in-Law visiting for the weekend. Second sentence required but completely unnecessary.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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