Two sentence horror stories: story number one

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86'd from the last bar in town. All the liquor stores are closed.
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Lush City wrote:86'd from the last bar in town. All the liquor stores are closed.
Oh shit.
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My wife is flying to Florida to visit her parents. I will be unsupervised for the entire weekend.
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Patchez wrote:My wife is flying to Florida to visit her parents. I will be unsupervised for the entire weekend.
Surely that is not so much a horror story, as a good reason for flying the flags...?

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^^^ yes true, but ask his neighbours on the other hand...
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It was more a horror story for my wife. The neighbors too.
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I know, this Is no Jim Beam and you`ve never seen these neighbours
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Can't. Breathe.

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In russian death camps under Stalin`s watch they tortured captives with huge amounts of vodka. Alcohol free vodka that is.
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oettinger wrote:In russian death camps under Stalin`s watch they tortured captives with huge amounts of vodka. Alcohol free vodka that is.
They put flouride in the water to make them all docile. Hitler did it, too. Many U.S. cities do it too.
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Lush City wrote:
oettinger wrote:In russian death camps under Stalin`s watch they tortured captives with huge amounts of vodka. Alcohol free vodka that is.
They put flouride in the water to make them all docile. Hitler did it, too. Many U.S. cities do it too.
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I went to get another drink. The Makers bottle was empty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
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The label on the whiskey bottle wrapped around completely without a gap and extended to the bottom of the bottle. I didn't know how much whiskey I had left until the bottle was empty. Yikes!
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I was drinking and and I ran out of booze and then the liquor store was closed

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Re: Two sentence horror stories: story number one

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Holy Hell! He reappears out of the booze induced haze! Welcome back BKB!!

Cheers!
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