how to raise the low the attendance here.

Post by **oettinger** » Sat May 23, 2015 7:14 pm

Wish that bra was me, somehow with a not so mini mini-bar buil in.
Mr. Viking where are you, invent somethhing cool!

Bur · Post by **Bur** » Sat May 23, 2015 7:17 pm

Patchez wrote:You could invite the people you drink with locally to check out the forum. You know, your drinking buddies.

Let's see

25% of them don't give enough of a fuck.

20% of them are way too drunk

20% are sorta people whom gotten so deep in to their networks that forum would seem like a knee-shot.

15% are the sorta people who like fucking really couldn't be related to this in anyway or they'd be out of job.

And the rest are bunch of people who don't either use internet at all, avoid it on purpose, I've only seen once in last year or are part of this community some way around.

Bluto · Post by **Bluto** » Tue May 26, 2015 9:19 pm

Buy a subscription to the magazine for one or two of your favorite watering holes.
It's the proper thing to do and the word will spread.

givemesomepils · Post by **givemesomepils** » Wed May 27, 2015 1:25 am

Bluto wrote:Buy a subscription to the magazine for one or two of your favorite watering holes.
It's the proper thing to do and the word will spread.

might actually work.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri May 29, 2015 7:39 am

There's a magazine?

Well, I would post nekkid pics of meself, but I wouldn't want to break the internet.

Oh, and just a little Heloise Household Hint: To avoid hangover, never stop drinking. Keep a spare on the nightstand (or floor) for when you have to wake up and go pee-pee.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri May 29, 2015 7:41 pm

Messageboard-forum-bbs sites aren't popular as they once were. Only certain people who wish to communicate in long-form or with a very specific interest in the topic of the board are interested in participating. All of the other options presented to the masses offer ways that match more their communication needs. Look at all of the members who only have a one or a few posts. These are the people who just wanted to say something and feel witty. No interest in conversation. These are the people for which twitter, facegram, instatube, und so weit, were made.

Kids these days...

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat May 30, 2015 4:37 am

Aw shit, Franken. I'm becoming obsolete? Are we Model T's in a Prius world?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat May 30, 2015 4:39 am

We built this city on rock and roll, and by gawd, we're going to man (and woman) the barricades. Kids today? Pish!

givemesomepils · Post by **givemesomepils** » Sat May 30, 2015 8:05 am

Savage wrote:We built this city on rock and roll, and by gawd, we're going to man (and woman) the barricades. Kids today? Pish!

hey im the kids today. and i have to say, i forgot what i was saying.

μεθύστακας · Sat May 30, 2015 1:33 pm

TheDrunkardAnglo · Post by **TheDrunkardAnglo** » Sat May 30, 2015 3:46 pm

Franz Kafka never drank! Do with that whatever you will.

Now how to raise the low attendance here.

Buy a bottle of vodka, walk the streets, Go up to a friendly face and say "hey friend, have you heard about the modern drunkard forum?" or you could just get sloshed and hope for the best.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat May 30, 2015 4:02 pm

I heard Hitler was a teetotaler. Make of that what you will.

givemesomepils · Post by **givemesomepils** » Sat May 30, 2015 4:34 pm

Savage wrote:I heard Hitler was a teetotaler. Make of that what you will.

and a methhead, but hey one is just as bad as the other.

Post by **mistah willies** » Sat May 30, 2015 9:15 pm

Lead by example. Welcome newcomers. Get them drunk. Then finish their bottle when they're under the table.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sat May 30, 2015 10:20 pm

mistah willies wrote:Lead by example. Welcome newcomers. Get them drunk. Then finish their bottle when they're under the table.

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