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Wish that bra was me, somehow with a not so mini mini-bar buil in.
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Patchez wrote:You could invite the people you drink with locally to check out the forum. You know, your drinking buddies.
Let's see

25% of them don't give enough of a fuck.

20% of them are way too drunk

20% are sorta people whom gotten so deep in to their networks that forum would seem like a knee-shot.

15% are the sorta people who like fucking really couldn't be related to this in anyway or they'd be out of job.

And the rest are bunch of people who don't either use internet at all, avoid it on purpose, I've only seen once in last year or are part of this community some way around.

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Buy a subscription to the magazine for one or two of your favorite watering holes.
It's the proper thing to do and the word will spread.
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Bluto wrote:Buy a subscription to the magazine for one or two of your favorite watering holes.
It's the proper thing to do and the word will spread.
might actually work.
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There's a magazine?

Well, I would post nekkid pics of meself, but I wouldn't want to break the internet.

Oh, and just a little Heloise Household Hint: To avoid hangover, never stop drinking. Keep a spare on the nightstand (or floor) for when you have to wake up and go pee-pee.
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Messageboard-forum-bbs sites aren't popular as they once were. Only certain people who wish to communicate in long-form or with a very specific interest in the topic of the board are interested in participating. All of the other options presented to the masses offer ways that match more their communication needs. Look at all of the members who only have a one or a few posts. These are the people who just wanted to say something and feel witty. No interest in conversation. These are the people for which twitter, facegram, instatube, und so weit, were made.

Kids these days...
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Aw shit, Franken. I'm becoming obsolete? Are we Model T's in a Prius world?
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We built this city on rock and roll, and by gawd, we're going to man (and woman) the barricades. Kids today? Pish!
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Savage wrote:We built this city on rock and roll, and by gawd, we're going to man (and woman) the barricades. Kids today? Pish!
hey im the kids today. and i have to say, i forgot what i was saying.
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Franz Kafka never drank! Do with that whatever you will.

Now how to raise the low attendance here.

Buy a bottle of vodka, walk the streets, Go up to a friendly face and say "hey friend, have you heard about the modern drunkard forum?" or you could just get sloshed and hope for the best.
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I heard Hitler was a teetotaler. Make of that what you will.
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Savage wrote:I heard Hitler was a teetotaler. Make of that what you will.
and a methhead, but hey one is just as bad as the other.
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Lead by example. Welcome newcomers. Get them drunk. Then finish their bottle when they're under the table.

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mistah willies wrote:Lead by example. Welcome newcomers. Get them drunk. Then finish their bottle when they're under the table.
This.
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